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friendship knot

There are two variations of the Friendship Knot. The "Classical Friendship Knot" or simply "Friendship Knot", which is when two male friends form a lifelong heterosexual partnership by tying each others' penises together in a knot. There is nothing sexual about this ritual. It is a very meaningful event for the 2 friends participating, as it cements their lifelong bond of brotherhood.

The second variation is the "Oxford Friendship Knot" or "Underhand Friendship Knot" . This is a more playful event or experience that happens at clubs and parties, weddings, limousines, airports, etc. This is not a ritual or rite of passage, it is a hedonistic activity in most situations. The "Underhander" is when two males, (typically homosexual although not required or implied in any way) is similar to the Classical, however the penii are replaced by anal prolapses. The two men tie their prolapses anuses and usually colons together into a knot. This demonstration is far less culturally significant than the formal Friendship Knot, however it's popularity is growing rapidly as more and more people are performing it. The public performances have clearly caused a surge in watchers becoming participants soon after witnessing their first Friendship Knot,
Lance: I can't believe we did it, we've successfully gotten this organization off the ground. This calls for something special!!

Danny: You thinking what I'm thinking?

Lance: Bitch you know it.

Danny: *ties our dicks into a Friendship Knot and repeatedly slams it in the car door*
by DocH July 18, 2019
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unique friendship

The friend that you do things with that you normally don't do with friends.
Unique Friendship No need to explain how unique our friendship is to others.
by M.B Qikie August 23, 2019
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proximity friendship

A friendship that is formed when two people are put in a situation outside of their control. Most applicable when the two individuals have little in common and otherwise would not form a relationship.
Jim: "So how did you and Bob meet? The two of you don't seem like you have much in common."
Frank: "I was on a skiing trip and Bob and I ended up on the same gondola...I guess you could call it a proximity friendship."
by Jonny T October 1, 2007
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Friendship Barrier

The invisible barrier that prevents one friend from asking out another friend though they may have feelings for one another.
Erick: Did you hear that Andrew is going to ask Jamie out!

Daniel: It won't happen.

Erick: Why is that?

Daniel: Andrew is going to run into the friendship barrier.
by Cleo West July 31, 2010
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friendship fern

FRIENDSHIP FERN.
a fern you give to a person you consider a friend.
if by chance they decide to...diss, punch, hit, kick, rape, harass, molest, fuck, drown, burn, cheat on, fall in love, ruin photos, become a slut, kill animals, KILL IT, or become sexually active...you have every right to TAKE BACK YOUR FERN.
Oh hey bob, were friends right?
No.
FRIENSHIP = OFF. i want my friendship fern back!
by FINEDONTBEYOURMOM January 14, 2011
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friendship bracelets

bracelets made out of embroidery thread with a few simple kinds of knots. the knots are believed to represent bonds of friendship (hence the name of the bracelets). they are usually presented as a sign of... (hold your breath!) FRIENDSHIP!!!!
when i gave kate a friendship bracelet, she smiled and said, "i am lidia's friend!"
by ladybugs_rock May 31, 2005
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friendship hangover

The feeling that a place is too quiet and boring after guests leave a party.
After Sarah and the others left Jimmy's party, he had a major friendship hangover.
by danielie_xoxo January 16, 2010
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