frito

an idiot.to call someone a frito is to say they are very stupid.

"you are such a frito!"

by barbraa-anne p. October 26, 2006

Frito Lay

When a girl sits on your legs, and jerks you off as if it was her own cock. Cums on your body, you own semen (of course,) and then lays down on top of you creating a cum sandwich.

“Vicky gave Dani a ‘frito lay’ last night and she loved it more than a bag of corn chips.”

by Nick Petrowski August 28, 2019

holy frijoles!

1. an expression of awe/reverence when bearing witness to something awe/reverence-inspiring
similar expressions:
Oh my lord!
Holy Toledo!
Jiminy Crickets!

2. an expression of awe/reverence when finding out that some Mexican beans have received a priest's blessing

3. an expression of alarm when one sees Mexican beans that have been left in the fridge too long and have gone spookily moldy, and thusly, an apt double entendre

4. a pronouncement of alarm when one's guts start to gurgle violently after eating at a Mexican fast food restaurant and the need to get to a toilet immediately is forcefully recognized; also an apt double entendre, and/or, possibly a reference to the spiritual/daemonic/food-poisoning nature of frijoles recently eaten at said Mexican fast food restaurant

1.(a) Holy frijoles! That cruise ship is huge!
(b) I went up to ask the boss for a raise and, holy frijoles(!), he asked me to sit in the executive council!

2. These are not just ordinary frijoles, my friend, the good Father has blessed them for this Thanksgiving's food drive for the poor and needy -- they are "holy frijoles!"

3. Holy frijoles(!), these frijoles look like some kid's forgotten science experiment!

4. Holy frijoles!!! I shouldn't have had so many of those reheated ground beef & bean purée tacos from __(Mexican fast food restaurant name here)__ . If I don't get my ass to a toilet right NOW I'm going to shit myself!!! Aaaaauuggggghhhh!!!!!

by Burrito con Blarney September 7, 2013

the Fibonacci

a sexual move in which the number of thrusts in the next hole entered equals the sum of the thrusts in the previous two holes. With a woman, this can include an around the world where there is one thrust in the mouth, one in the vagina, two in the anus, three in the mouth, five in the vagina, eight in the anus, thirteen in the mouth, etc. With a man, this can include one in the mouth, one in the anus, two in the mouth, three in the anus, five in the mouth, eight in the anus, etc.

Man, that chick was so horny last night she let me give her the Fibonacci.

by pyroman13 August 27, 2016

frigorific

when something is "cold", such as a diss, it can be called "frigorific". Or when its cold outside, you can jazz up your sentence with "frigorific" instead of just "cold" or "chilly".

"It's very frigorific today."
"That diss was frigorific!"

by Dollarboy1000 January 22, 2007

Fibo

short for: Fibonassist;

cool way of saying that the guy/chica speaking for last 40 mins is a big L and should give up this field.

Episode 1:
> (Fibo enters the class)
> (Fibo asks the tall guy to turn on the projector by saying: "Pleaje on the projector")
14 minutes later...
> (shows the ppt slide titled chemical bonding)
> (starts blabbering)... As far as Chemical Bonding is concerned....(looks towards slide and gets confused)
" Yes my friends, Chemical Bonding is the phenomenon of bonding between different chemicals"

Ba-dum-tshh

Curious kid: "Sir, what does data computation mean?"
Da fibo: "Data computation is computing of data (smiles pathetically)"
Anti-fibo Guy: "What a Fibo SOB!"

by Dabbing Mongus June 9, 2023

frito pie

An extreme sexual act in which 1 partner eats a bag of frito corn chips then vomits into the anus of their partner and then the 2nd partner lays on their stomach to receive a severe anal pounding using the vomit as lube. After ejaculating into the anus the 2nd partner then pushes it out while still lying on their stomach. The end result should then have the desired appearance.... note one may also choose to eat this wonderful meal as well

Damn that frito pie really chaffed my dick

by king fugu fish April 4, 2009