The Classic Frosty

A classic frosty is when you try to finger your girlfriend from the behind, but instead insert your finger in his/her asshole.

Hey Brian i gave my girlfriend the classic frosty earlier today, hereby inserting my finger in her bumhole.

by Dirty Mitchell September 27, 2020

Frosty Cone

The act of rubbing the semen produced after pulling out all over the head of the penis and then proceeding to insert it right back into the woman's vagina.

Girl: Did you just give me the frosty cone?

Guy: Yep. Hope you like morning sickness!

by Bonorthebarbarian May 18, 2013

Frosty Dog

Verb- The process of cumming (generaly a load greater than 2oz) on your dog or other member of the k-9 family then taking a picture of the "frosty dog" and proceed to send the photo via usps mail to a local stranger.

I frosty dogged the shit out of a poodle and sent it to the local sheriff.

by Bendmeovrnpourmeout January 09, 2017

Stay Frosty

To remain focused by not letting your emotions overcome you

Foot soldier: (Horrified and distracted at the sight of a bunch of burned and dismembered Iraqi children lying on the side of the road)
Officer: Stay Frosty...man the 50 cal., we can't do anything for them now

by zorrokhan January 02, 2009

Frosty mo

When someone gets semen in their mustache and it hardens and goes frosty!

Dude I forgot to clean my mustache, now i got a frosty mo!

by Bdalli July 11, 2013

Frosty Syndrome

A syndrome which one keeps people away from ones-self while keeping mountain dew in business.

I am alone and wearing a blue tshirt. thanks frosty syndrome.

by Phoenix dr July 23, 2010

frosty satsuma

freezing a full bottle of water letting it melt slightly then cutting open the bottle taking out the frozen cylendrical water then using the frozen shape as a dildo.

i gave my girl a "frosty satsuma" with some dasani.

by d stizzle September 06, 2009