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Emperor Norton

Emperor Norton (1818-1880) was a resident of San Francisco and self proclaimed Emperor of the United States and later on was the Protector of Mexico.

Born in England in 1818, Norton would spend most of his early years in South Africa. He would then move to San Francisco in late 1849. Norton then became a trader and real estate speculator, and was also one of the wealthier residents in the city. However, he became destitute when he attempted to corner the rice market.

Soon after, Norton decided to proclaim himself Emperor of the United States. He issued various edicts which included dissolving the US Congress, building a bridge in San Francisco, and creating a “League of Nations”.

Soon, people treated Emperor Norton as if he were an actual emperor. They would formally greet him, accept his own imperial currency, and even the Police would salute him.

In fact, the King of Hawaii, Kamehameha V, would recognize Emperor Norton as the sole ruler of the United States.

Emperor Norton was also considered a very progressive man, attempting to peacefully stop an Anti-Chinese riot. He was also very friendly by those who met him.

Eventually, Emperor Norton would pass away on January 8th, 1880. His Funeral was paid for by the Pacific Club, and 10,000 people showed up to pay their respects.
"… he had shed no blood; robbed no one; and despoiled no country; which is more than can be said of his fellows in that line".
- Quote by the Daily Atla Newspaper about Emperor Norton
by CheeseCakeFries June 29, 2021
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dining with the emperor

A fallen brother of thé astra militarum that has die is dining with the emperor
Commissar:it seems the orks are pushing through
Guardsmen:wel be dining with the emperor then
by Cato sicarius October 31, 2020
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Emperor Scott

Hahahahahahahaha! Remember that!? Remember when I said that!? Ha!
Hym "I didn't think Emperor Scott would ever leave! Hahahaha!"
by Hym Iam March 29, 2023
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emperor

A big man, but a small ego. Yknow what they say about men with small egos. ... Empys, although big in size, are contradictorily introverted and socially inept. They are surprisingly afraid of the smallest things and will cling onto everything, even in haunted houses meant for children. If spotted, please give him your phone number. Despite his tendency to never smile or approach others, he wants women. He wants women bad. Hot. Beautiful. Asian (non-negotiable). Pre-cautionary measures are not needed, however, proceed at your own peril - the conservation may be strictly limited to the topic of women, otherwise, Empys will lose interest. Please do not lose interest. Empys are quite sad and lonely, and are in dire need of hugs and social reassurance. 1-2 times daily, supply with sunlight and water. Occasionally, Empys might need protein powder. Fuels his workout, his ego, and his titties.
"can you give me an example of an oxymoron? yeah sure! emperor and women!"
by meritcarrot123 April 19, 2022
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by Adujasty343 July 10, 2025
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The Cherry Emperor

A fictional version of Joshua L. The Cherry Emperor is the embodiment of everything a person should not be. He is annoying, corny, and stupidly unfunny. He behaves and reacts excessively to everything expressly to highlight the ridiculousness of corny comments on youtube shorts. Such as “Racism, sexism and homophobia is sigma!” type shit.
The Cherry Emperor is here. Run or you will be consumed in corniness.
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Rice Emperor

A drunk fucker:
A person who over drinks like an emperor and usually fucks people over. Rice is an idiom for fucking from the Chinese 炒飯 which can be used as both a verb (to fry rice) or a noun (fried rice.) It is used in China and Taiwan to mean sex or have sex.
Did you hear what Jamie did last night? He slashed his mother's tires. He's a real rice emperor.
by LastNameFirstName July 21, 2022
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