long floater

A lengthy turd that don't sink.

I shat such a long floater that the toilet almost cloggged.

by Octopod November 6, 2003

tank floater

when you're someplace and you really don't like the host, you go to the bathroom, lift up the cover of the top toilet tank, and take a shit in that one instead of the usual bowl

i left a tank floater at stanky's the other night.

by the tulip September 12, 2003

Internet Floater

A term used to describe a resource EG. Pictures, Media, Quotes, etc, which has been found on a different website than other resources on it's page. In other words, a compilation of images where each image is from a different website is a compilation of internet floaters. On the other hand, if one were to compile images all from the same source, they would not be considered internet floaters.

Steve: Hey check out these pics!
Bob: How do I know someone didn't just send you all those on one powerpoint?
Steve: They're internet floaters, I swear!

by Pestro B muthaafuckaaaa June 28, 2009

blackberry floater

a blackberry that has been inadvertently dropped in the toilet

Linda was forced to purchase an iPhone after she became the not so happy owner of a blackberry floater.

by TBPM November 16, 2009

social floater

A person whom changes 'social groups' regualarly and changes to fit in. This can be for many reasons:

1. They want to be accepted by all people and thrive off popularity.

2. They switch groups everytime they get a new partner..of whom they 'love' after a short while.

3. They follow the trends of these so called 'famous' people, thinking that it is the cool thing to do. paris hilton comes to mind.

lisa: ''whats up with jane? she was with friends with us yesterday but now she's with those emo's''

kate: ''she just thinks she's cool...she's such a social floater''

by jebusF December 9, 2008

Garbage Floater

A food that has barely been eaten and sitting on the top of a garbage. This is perfectly ok to eat as long as no one catch you. In "Seinfeld" George Castanza is seen eating a garbage floater by his girlfriends mom

Dude #1: I just had a soft pretzel i found in the garbage.

Dude #2: Gross man! that's disgusting.

Dude #1: Calm down it was a Garbage Floater.

Dude #2: Oh ok that's alright.

by Jay Rip March 31, 2009

door floater

A dominican and nothing else. They are called this because they come to The United States of America by floating on doors....

The bitch from the titanic was a dominican and thats the only way she was able to float on tha wooden door so that is why it is a racist term and it is used as "Your a fuckin door floater."

by Chris Perez(yes bitch im puerto rican) June 21, 2007