ten inch floater

a fart that is so massive, it makes the owner rise ten inches off their seat. a person can be called a ten inch floater if they are known for having gass many a times.

look at that ten inch floater over there, blowin' off.

by shmorkey August 18, 2007

Fluffy Floater Fib

When your swimming in your friends pond and you can't hold it in so you shit in his pond. Sadly you forget that shit floats and you are forced to blame it on the neighbors dog and join your friend in complaining to the neighbors.

He engaged in a fluffy floater fib.

by taboo fat cat June 17, 2011

floater

A turd that won't flush.

'Bill, you left a floater in there! You could at least have put some paper on top!'
'I flushed it twice. It must be a king among floaters!'

by DippiusDappus July 30, 2020

Floater-Holder

Dookie-filled panties.

Underpants are only considered Floater-Holders after being filled with floaters (dookie).

Floater should be pronounced to rhyme with "Holder"(Flolder-Holder - 'L' is silent).

Cuh 1: Dude, are you re-wearing your floater-holders today?
Cuh 2: Yeah dude. Are you?
Cuh 1: Yeah! Your mom took these off me last night.

by JackBlackthethird November 17, 2023

Floater

Saying something is cool or awesome.

That new song is a floater.

by Shirelife January 5, 2022

Crossword with a floater

Typically happens in a public school when an old Irish fuck of a teacher who can’t read or spell creates a crossword with a random floater. The clue for the floater is African country.

Can you believe that fucking guy made a crossword with a floater? What a genius!

by Still friends August 31, 2023

Floater

To commit a sexual act, such as oral or vaginal, but right before the male ejaculates, he dumps root beer cream soda and ice cream down the partners face, abdomen, or lower back

The other day went awesome! I gave this hot girl a bomb floater and she came twice 😳

by JizzyJabrony November 25, 2019