ten inch floater

a fart that is so massive, it makes the owner rise ten inches off their seat. a person can be called a ten inch floater if they are known for having gass many a times.
look at that ten inch floater over there, blowin' off.
by shmorkey August 15, 2007
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Fluffy Floater Fib

When your swimming in your friends pond and you can't hold it in so you shit in his pond. Sadly you forget that shit floats and you are forced to blame it on the neighbors dog and join your friend in complaining to the neighbors.
He engaged in a fluffy floater fib.
by taboo fat cat June 17, 2011
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gravy floater

jacks account is such a gravy floater
by ORRREEEEEEE July 08, 2017
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oakland floater

putting toddlers in burkas and forcing them to eat dog treats
johnny mouthed off on me today so i had to pull the ole' oakland floater
by the gold diggers August 19, 2011
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Pork Floater

At a barbque you're offered a sample of someone else's hip microbrew beer and you leave behind a bit of your bbq meat in their drink. Unexpected meaty backwash. Or any case of leaving some pre-chewed bits of food in someone else's beverage after sampling.
"You gotta try this one."

"Wait a sec, let me finish this, don't want to leave you a pork floater."
by yolohipster81 July 11, 2013
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Rum Floater

When you got the beer shits real bad, and a big turd floats to the top of the toilet bowl. That's a rum floater.
The bartender at the pool wanted to know if I wanted a "rum floater" in my Pina Colada, but I had the beer shits real bad and already had a rum floater in the shitter just this morning.
by SurlyFurious November 09, 2021
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it’s a floater

a funny term that is making fun of a tiktok where a boy who said “it’s a floater” when a hot chocolate bomb was floating in milk. the joke was simply not funny yet everyone was laughing. it is also used is tiktok comments when a video is not funny but was trying to be
it’s a floater is used when you find something unfunny when it was meant to be funny
by mfckn big dick boy November 30, 2021
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