"My boss just yelled at me for being away from my desk for ten minutes. I was in the bathroom."
"Well, somebody had a big helping of bitch flakes this morning."
"Well, somebody had a big helping of bitch flakes this morning."
by sleslie2425 May 25, 2013
by BootyEaterPapaFrank May 08, 2020
Tiny Microscopic particles left in your underwear after releasing a flatus. Sometimes larger crusties found on sheets, pillows or furniture following nudity.
by joejoekitty October 29, 2007
A semi dried wafer thin snot membrane that flops back and forth as you breathe in and out. It usually occurs in the quiet of night when your bladder is about to burst but there is no way you are getting up to pee let alone get a Kleenex. Be warned! Do not attempt a nocturnal snot rocket. When dried this may result in a razor sharp fish scale esque barnicle that will adhere to anything it touches. This can be a bad situation (as you may have guessed) ... not that I know from experience!!!?
by projectmatter May 09, 2009
by TheOldPornStar August 27, 2017
All bark and no bite. Acts tough but is a wuss. Posing in agreement while trying to please one audience, but with a nod and a wink to those with whom s/he is beholden.
We had a meeting with our boss and shared our concerns. He publically nodded, smiled, and agreed with us. Then he walked out the door and Flaked us. Did nothing about it. Did just the opposite.
by Seaddog October 04, 2018
Tiny dried feces fragments, dislodged and scattered during the wiping process, often seen near the back of toilet seats
by speckled jim October 17, 2010