Tickle the Ferret

When one is wiping ones bottom and either the bog roll rips or there is a finger slippage resulting in the tickling of a whiskery brown 'ferret' or asshole.
Mate i just Tickled the Ferret

or

Man 1: Did you just Tickle the Ferret?
Man 2: Maybe...
by LORDofTHEnorth April 19, 2010
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ferret out

I was asked to ferret out the cause of the leak in the pipes.
by The Return of Light Joker August 07, 2011
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scruff the ferret

The act of masterbation, male or female
"I'm gonna go home and scruff the ferret".

by Westley E October 21, 2007
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ferret hair

a mohawk that is not spiked up and looks like you picked up a dead ferret of the ground and put it on your head.
Dude! CJ has such ferret hair!
by eva13094 March 19, 2008
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gommel ferret

One of the most harsh vulgar slang words that most people don't even know. It basically combines cunt, dick, retarded, asshole, queer, and dumbass all into one word
"What did you just do you gommel ferret!"

"He didn't ask her to the dance, he's a gommel ferret"

"Why are you being so mean to me, ya gommel ferret!"
by Insultguy October 23, 2013
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Arse Ferret

Its a game where a little bit of ferret food up your ass and the ferret searchs it out.. (David swain was the guy who co-founded this game and sadly was the first and last person too see the ferret. )
* A party gone WILD*

random guy :" Hey dave whats that your holding?"

Dave :" A sexy ferret.. i have an idea....." ( * Grins*)

Dave: " Pass me that cheesey puff"

Random guy:"Why?"

Dave"just watch! I call it arse ferret"

Random:"Dude thats wrong!"

Dave: " it won't come out!?"
by Kirpy_mitzie April 20, 2008
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