When one is wiping ones bottom and either the bog roll rips or there is a finger slippage resulting in the tickling of a whiskery brown 'ferret' or asshole.
by LORDofTHEnorth April 19, 2010
by The Return of Light Joker August 07, 2011
by Westley E October 21, 2007
a mohawk that is not spiked up and looks like you picked up a dead ferret of the ground and put it on your head.
by eva13094 March 19, 2008
One of the most harsh vulgar slang words that most people don't even know. It basically combines cunt, dick, retarded, asshole, queer, and dumbass all into one word
"What did you just do you gommel ferret!"
"He didn't ask her to the dance, he's a gommel ferret"
"Why are you being so mean to me, ya gommel ferret!"
"He didn't ask her to the dance, he's a gommel ferret"
"Why are you being so mean to me, ya gommel ferret!"
by Insultguy October 23, 2013
Its a game where a little bit of ferret food up your ass and the ferret searchs it out.. (David swain was the guy who co-founded this game and sadly was the first and last person too see the ferret. )
* A party gone WILD*
random guy :" Hey dave whats that your holding?"
Dave :" A sexy ferret.. i have an idea....." ( * Grins*)
Dave: " Pass me that cheesey puff"
Random guy:"Why?"
Dave"just watch! I call it arse ferret"
Random:"Dude thats wrong!"
Dave: " it won't come out!?"
random guy :" Hey dave whats that your holding?"
Dave :" A sexy ferret.. i have an idea....." ( * Grins*)
Dave: " Pass me that cheesey puff"
Random guy:"Why?"
Dave"just watch! I call it arse ferret"
Random:"Dude thats wrong!"
Dave: " it won't come out!?"
by Kirpy_mitzie April 20, 2008