faux 'mo'

A man who pretends to be gay, but isn't.

On THREE'S COMPANY, Jack Tripper pretended to be gay. Jack Tripper was a faux 'mo'.

by Montana Man June 18, 2006

faux queen

An uber fabulous female. Sometimes refered to a "drag queen trapped in a female body". Simply put, a faux queen is a woman who dresses as a man dressing as a woman.

Anita Cocktail is a fameous faux queen.

by Sami rae December 25, 2008

faux-cialist

noun, foe-sha-list: Rich college kid who goes dumpster diving and only wears thrift store clothes because he/she thinks it shows solidarity with poor people. Finances frequent cross-country trips to protests that he/she knows nothing about with Daddy's platinum card. Refers to people who show contempt for this lifestyle as capitalist pigs. Misquotes Marx on a regular basis. Is totally lacking in the ability to see the irony in his/her politics.

I am so sick of the wannabe protester, faux-cialist kids in my anthro class, I could scream.

by Kathryn January 18, 2004

faux hoe

someone who acts like a hoe but is really just faking.

Paula is such a faux hoe, she is all up on everyone but shes never even been to 2nd.

by DanaG April 12, 2007

faux chateau

An overly pretentious, historically inaccurate suburban tract house that co-opts 17c Provencal (French) architectural detailing in order to project an "old world" image and, ostensibly, the cachet and wealth that comes with such an image. Usually fails miserably when two or more houses are placed within 5 feet of one another, often being incompatible styles altogether.

"Wow, that turret next to the 4-car garage really adds curb appeal to your faux chateau, monsieur!" /sarc

"What?! A faux chateau next to an English tudor? Did you know countries fight wars over things like this?!"

by Emerson Biggins July 7, 2006

faux punk

A genre of music that claims to be punk but really isn't. Also considered Pop punk (though that seems like an oxy moron). Faux punk is commercialized mainstream music that has totally abandoned any up yours attitude that real punk rock posses. Faux punk is closely related to emo and often times is confused for emo.

Bottem line Faux punk is bands who claim to be hardcore but really grew up in suburban Jersey and are just trying to get laid by 14 yeaer old girls.

Something Corprate, Story of the Year

by Dane R November 5, 2004

Faux Friday

A day that acts much like a friday, but in fact is not. A day that "ends" the week.

Jack: "Oh man, i'm totally glad that today's a faux friday, i've got a shitton of homework to finish"

John: "I know! Today's thursday but we still get to skip school legally due to random holidays!"

by dereek19 December 21, 2008