D.F.T.

Definite Fleacollar Tanline- a girl who is dog ugly

"You see Hills girl last night?"
"Yeah. Nice ass but she had a D.F.T."

by Dragonracer September 11, 2006

T.F.T.L

To Fat To Live.

When some idiot acts like they are dying because the cellulite in their body keeps them from performing normal functions and to top it all off they bitch because they want you to help them. Well you are T.F.T.L. Cuz I left the forklift at the house

The T.F.T.L.: *passed out while walking from his bed to his XBox 3 steps away*

Me: *runs away* Man he's just T.F.T.L.

by Cb the Charley boo November 4, 2012

C.R.A.F.T

Cant Remember A Fucking Thing

A group or gathering of people who wish to consume alcohol to another level.

"went out on friday, became o member of the craft society!"

by Dan November 17, 2003

a.f.t.

to be used in situations where "about fucking time" just won't cut it.

trisha: hey girl, you heard juanita dropped beau's bony ass, whaa?
stefani: girl, a.f.t.

by ryan_toronto July 20, 2009

l.t.w.f.t.w

long time watcher first time writer

dear srtong bad long time watcher first time writer

by lenie December 24, 2003

T.F.T.H.U.

Thanks For The Hit Up

dude #1 - "fun day today with the homies"

dude #2 (didnt know about it) - "T.F.T.H.U.! -__-"

by J.R_A. August 17, 2010

C.R.A.F.T.

Can't Remember A Flippin' Thing!

As in "I'm having a C.R.A.F.T. moment". Sometimes caused by involuntary memory loss, sometimes a selective memory relapse used purposely to avoid getting involved in discussing an event.

by EStieB May 31, 2006