A quick, downward yanking hand job performed by a female. The male leans face first against a wall at a 45 degree angle allowing the penis and ballsack to dangle freely from the fly like an engorged udder. The female, while kneeling, squatting or seated on a small stool vigorously yanks and pulls on the man bits like she’s milking a cow until a rope of nut is milked to completion.
My manager gave me a milkmaid Express in the stockroom last night after close.
Rachel pulled up the ottoman and the next thing I know I was getting the milkmaid express.
Rachel pulled up the ottoman and the next thing I know I was getting the milkmaid express.
by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2018
How could you play a 15 minute game of halo, only kill 4 people, and only die twice? That just doesn't seem natural, but Oak Express is.
by cotay15 July 20, 2009
by BBBarrett May 28, 2010
Any store that primarily or exclusively sells cheap merchandise from China, such as Walmart or Harbor Freight
by mcbane999 April 17, 2010
An algebraic equation in which each term is either a constant or the product of a constant and (the first power of) a single variable. Linear equations can contain one or more variables
by bob_jumped_off_a_cliff January 27, 2018
Melissa is a jigaboo express.
by I Know Things May 26, 2014
The act of shoving a pineapple up one's anal cavity before carving a hole in the protruding section and having someone else fuck it.
by GetWrekt January 11, 2015