by John "WTF" Mittle November 3, 2012
A Mari also known as a Eugene or a neckbeard is a socially awkward boy who struggles to pick up girls and engage in any form of social interactions. Anyone who happens to come across a Mari will definitely recognise them as a autistic weirdo who has a bent broken spine. If a Mari is extremely lucky to acquire a female he will be forced to hug his female because he is so afraid of ending her life with his vicious, razor-sharp, clubbed nails. When a Mari gets his first girlfriend she will break up with him a day before Valentine’s Day making the Mari cry on his bed eating the Chocolate he bought for his ex. An easy way to spot a Mari is by their clubbed, sharp nails, his terrible attire and his atrocious body stench.
by Trapgiddynail April 17, 2020
Hottest man on the face of the Earth. Lead singer of Gogol Bordello, NYC's notorious Gypsy Punk band.
by ZinaMarina January 2, 2008
Otherwise known as Mr. Krabs. The character from "Spongebob Squarepants" who is obsessed with money and he's Spongebob's boss.
by zxcraous February 12, 2014
The genetic annihilation of men under 6 feet in height by the forces of mass technology combined with feminism.
Due to the prevalence of tinder eugenics, guys who would have been able to get married and have families years ago are now total incels.
by D Flawless April 22, 2020
Can be defined as a creature with some kind of mullet (or fucked hairstyle; no offense). Has a weird fucked up beard going down it's creature's throat (or not). Likes fedoras. Claims it is not a harasser/ rapists/sex offender/pedophile/ etc. repeatedly (but is a harasser/ rapists/sex offender/pedophile/etc. ). Likes to reach into it's backpack (shows that it will one day be the school shooter or maybe it already is).
You (or whoever is talking to the wild Eugene): Hey, do you like fedoras?
The wild Eugene: Yes, do you?
*Sirens going off* *in background speakers goes off* This is a CODE EUGENE. I repeat CODE EUGENE
The wild Eugene: Yes, do you?
*Sirens going off* *in background speakers goes off* This is a CODE EUGENE. I repeat CODE EUGENE
by Ben_Dover_2.0 May 2, 2018
A very dangerous and hazardous individual that has not been held in captivity and roams around freely around schools and the internet. Wild Eugenes are known for wearing light-up sketchers, carrying an AR-15 in their massive backpacks, and frequently striking {Birdman} videos if they feel triggered. It has also been a scientifically proven fact that Wild Eugenes are active supporters of political correctness and die shortly after a school shooting.
According to statistics, it has been concluded that {Birdman} and his subscribers have brought justice to over 300 Wild Eugenes, 90% which visit Buzzfeed on a daily basis and post actively on their Tumblr blog.
by YoyoKingsingh February 11, 2017