Crappy Ending

Crappy Ending (n): When a 45-minute massage ends with a police investigation.

Todd, it's me. Yes, I'm in jail again. Yes, another Crappy Ending.

by Juice420 July 7, 2010

ending it with a like

When an individual no longer wants to continue a message conversation on facebook, they end the conversation by liking the last post from the other person.

person 1: well i'd sort that out no problem! 11:20
person 2: are you flirting with me? :D 11:20
person 1: hahah you wish! 11:23

person 2 likes this

person 2 is now ending it with a like

by TheBald February 21, 2011

Sam Endicott Deal

Deal that friends make about really hot celebrities who they would like to marry and/or just screw at least once. This deal usually involves an innocent sweet, and slightly obsessed, friend who would like to marry the celebrity in question and a slutty friend who is only interested in fucking said celebrity. The deal is that on the night before the wedding the slut friend is allowed to sleep with said celebrity, but only once.

I'll make you a sam endicott deal.

by krazy kaaner January 15, 2009

crappy ending

The opposite of a happy ending when getting a massage. When you are so relaxed that you shit yourself during the massage.

Dana: Dude, I just had a great massage just now but I need to tip the masseuse big.

Eric: Why, happy ending?

Dana: Nope. Actually, it was the polar opposite. I was so relaxed I shat myself at minute 45.

Eric: Oh dude, crappy ending...

by the comand'r October 27, 2014

Endijs

Endijs is the nicest person ever! Sweet and Cute :) such a nice friend :) Little cutie ;)

Girl: Hes just amazing
Girl2: you talking about Endijs ?
Girl1: of couse

by Boogles;) March 27, 2012

happy ending massage

When you go get a massage and the person who's giving you the message ends up fucking you.

A person who fucks you instead of giving you a massage also known as a happy ending massage.

by Jessica rodriguez July 20, 2016

Korean Happy Ending

Similar to a run of the mill happy ending, except feet are used instead of hands. The client is brought to orgasm via feet manipulation.

I went to the Kogi truck and they had Korean happy endings on the menu yo! She used her feet on me and in less then 2 minutes my eyes were tucked behind my head.

by Standin69 May 4, 2012