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driver's arm

refers to the left arm being tanner (or redder) than the right arm because it's been hanging out the window
dude1: hey man i took a trip to LA last weekend...
dude2: yea man i know... you've got major driver's arm!
by Chrissy12321 June 11, 2006
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shit your pants and dive in and swim

a phrase often used when a person is left without options for a given situation... basically when someone is totally fucked and there is nothing they can do about it
Joe told me the cop pulled him over for running a stop sign and found a quarter pound of weed and an open bottle of gin in the car... He asked me what to do and I told him to just "shit your pants and dive in and swim".
by druman930 July 12, 2011
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driveaway

any vehicular crash/incident where the vehicle incurs little enough damage to keep moving immediately afterward

coined by the videogame Burnout Paradise
Colin McRae rolled his subaru three times and then kept on bookin'. Driveaway!
by ajolondo hervegiaz October 28, 2008
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driver's arm

n. Refers to the left arm's being burned or more tan than the right, as long as the driver is from the majority of countries where people drive on the right side of the road.
His farmer's tan gradually became driver's arm after he quit farming and started truck driving.
by luvswerds July 4, 2009
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Cab Driver's Ass

Noun. Pathology.

1. The condition of painful burning in between the butt cheeks caused by the mixture of fecal matter accidentally expelled during a previous farting fit and sweat pooling up between them over an extended period of time. Symptoms of localized pain elsewhere, such as the parts with the most weight or folding are also common. Almost exclusively happens while sitting in an uncomfortably hot environment.

2. An extreme advancement of Swamp Ass. Most fatal cases are preceded by an untreated shart.

Idiom.

A case of cab driver's ass; inevitable: If you don't stuff some paper between those cheeks, you're gonna get a case of cab driver's ass.

rel.

Truck Driver's Ass, Semi Booty, Fat Fan Syndrome
"It was a long trip.. I finally got the kids to Disney Land, but the air conditioner quit working ten minutes into the drive and when I got there I had a flaming case of the cab driver's ass. I was so miserable, I flipped Mickey Mouse off and told Donald Duck to put on some damn pants. Did you know the Epcot Center has a secret dungeon? Yeah, security took me there."
by finalphoenix March 10, 2014
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driver's arm

refers to the RIGHT arm being tanner (or redder) than the left arm because it's been hanging out of a car window during transit.
"What's wrong with your arm? You get sunburnt?"
"Yea, driver's arm from the trip to Queensland, got bloody bitten by mossies too!"
by Count23 May 23, 2007
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English Driver's Arm

Like Driver's Arm only with the left arm tanned.
Dude why've you got English Driver's Arm?
'cause I'm English you mug!
by QEII May 22, 2007
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