Currency Drain

An individual in a relationship who sits on their wallet at all times. This individual is usually a female who is an 8.5 or better, believes that looks will carry them through life, whilst being a lemon in bed. Currency Drains are typically not vets in the sack which begs the question, why the fuck do I pay so much?

See Gold Digger

I went out last night with this babe, she was a brutal pump and a huge currency drain.

by kingtugernuts March 9, 2011

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a.m. drain

A remedy for morning wood. In the a.m. drain the female partner typically does not climax. Rather she is a willing and generous participant. Typically she would not have been able to climax that morning anyhow. Best case scenario - occurs while spooning so woman does not have to move from the position in which she was sleeping.

Outcome: Male is satisfied and extremely appreciative. Woman has gained massive amounts of goodwill with minimal effort.

"Honey, thanks for the a.m. drain. Can I take you out to dinner tonight as a thank you?"

"Yeah, I wasn't much in the mood this morning, but he was. Has an a.m. drain. Now I'm off the hook for a while..."

by steshaheats March 6, 2010

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like-drain

While on Facebook, a "like" catches your eye and an hour later, you realize what you've been doing.

Yeah, I just got sucked into a "like-drain". I apologize for my news feed.

by Fracken McKracken February 20, 2011

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drain jellyfish

When a man jizzes into any basin of water, such as a sink, toilet, shower, or bathtub, and the jizz coagulates into a cohesive, gelatinous mass floating underneath the water - the resulting load of semen resembles a jellyfish.

Eww dude is that a drain jellyfish? Let me use a different sink.

by ioctl April 6, 2016

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