1) a used condom
2) a really annoying retard
3) someone who comes to a club usually wearing a wife beater, baggy jeans and sunglasses, even though its pitch black.
4) a vaginal cleaner
2) a really annoying retard
3) someone who comes to a club usually wearing a wife beater, baggy jeans and sunglasses, even though its pitch black.
4) a vaginal cleaner
1) that dude left his douche bag on the couch!! GROSS
2) fuck get that douche bag out of here he's such a retard!
3) here come he douche bags again. ohh fuck look what there wearing, thats no surprise, lets go beat the shit outta them!
4) i gotta use my douche bag really quick hold on
2) fuck get that douche bag out of here he's such a retard!
3) here come he douche bags again. ohh fuck look what there wearing, thats no surprise, lets go beat the shit outta them!
4) i gotta use my douche bag really quick hold on
by im da boss1030 January 03, 2010
A person who thinks there badass but actually in real life no one likes them. In fact, people talk about them when they're not there, and try their best to stay away from them. They are the type of people who say the most stupid things, which they think are cool. They think they are the shit, but in reality they are douche bags
by Cool guy9534343 December 30, 2008
A person who continuously argues with everyone around him, regardless of the validity of his opinions, simply for the sake of being difficult to deal with.
Man, every time I would say something, Scott Cooper would argue with me, even though he was always wrong. What a total douche-bag.
by coopersavirgin November 28, 2009
1.a pompous fucktard who fronts an undeserved sense of accomplishment.
2.a device used to clean your cooch
3.one who wears a polo shirt of any color(especially with the collar popped up)
4.k-fed
5.jennifer Grandholm(governor of Michigan)
2.a device used to clean your cooch
3.one who wears a polo shirt of any color(especially with the collar popped up)
4.k-fed
5.jennifer Grandholm(governor of Michigan)
david lee roth is such a boring douche bag. someone should sodomize him til he realizes he is a fudge reaming gooback.
by bastardly fucktard March 23, 2008
1) A bag that can contain vaginal discharge.
2) An insult that can be directed to many different groups of people, such as:
a) plain old idiots
b) idiots who think they actually know what they're talking about
c) People whose head are about to explode from their inflated ego
d) People who flaunt their ignorance in an offensive and outright manner.
For the cure to douche baggery please visit youtube, keywords "Cure for Douch Bags"
2) An insult that can be directed to many different groups of people, such as:
a) plain old idiots
b) idiots who think they actually know what they're talking about
c) People whose head are about to explode from their inflated ego
d) People who flaunt their ignorance in an offensive and outright manner.
For the cure to douche baggery please visit youtube, keywords "Cure for Douch Bags"
by Daisy91 September 23, 2008
this species of male can usually be found wearing jeans and sandles in winter. you can usually spot them by there coats, which can consist of a pink shirt or a t-shirt with a witty saying on it. some unusually colorful douche bags have their collars popped up high to attract the attention of unintelligent females. can also be found playin a garth brooks album followed by 50 cent "up in the club"
by scintifek9 October 28, 2005
Bob: Gee Jimmy, you sure are acting like a...
Kanye West: now imma let you finish, but beyonce had one of the best videos of all time!!!!!!1!!
Bob: What a douche bag...
Kanye West: now imma let you finish, but beyonce had one of the best videos of all time!!!!!!1!!
Bob: What a douche bag...
by Sethyboy0 September 29, 2009