despasitoed

verb,

When a song is ruined because it's played a million times a day.

Me: "Did you listen to Havana yet ?"
Lukas: "Uhh go away with that song !"
Me: "Why ?"
Lukas: "It got despasitoed to death ..."

by Dannnis January 16, 2018

Despacitus

A deadly disease originating from Puerto Rico and caused by listening to the song Despacito (by Luis Fonsi) too much.

Yeetus yeetus, you have despacitus

by Chrillé September 7, 2018

despatito

Something random Hanbinie said

No one:

Not even your mom:

Hanbin: dEsPaTiTo

by shxxbi131Fan February 1, 2021

DESPACITA

The first song a VAXINISTA plays.

DESPACITA is the FEMALE VERSION of the INTERNATIONAL NUMBER ONE HIT with a FEMALE LEAD SINGER AND FEMALE RAPPER that the URBAN CUNTIONARY arranges.

by AUTOMATIC LEVEL RECOGNITION April 13, 2021

despasito spider

A hot spider, all the girls want him he has all the girls in the school. He has 1000,0000000 girlfriends.

oOpS I spElT iT wRoNg uWu
Girl 1: okg look at Despasito spider so hot

Girl 2: uhm me and Despasito spider are dating 😡😡😡
Girl 1: but... he said yesterday that he liked me!!!!!
Girl 2: OMG!1!1! 😭 proof pls

Girl 1: sends video
Girl 2: ayo Despasito why r u cheating
Despasito spider: what!!!!
Girl 2: 😭😭😩😩😩🤜😣👺👺
Despasito: uh...
Girl 2: omg ur brother despacito spider is hotter
Despasito spider: SUSSY BAKA 😡😡😡😡😡

by bwakery May 31, 2021

Dospavious Dinglebottoms

The great great great grand-nephew of Daquavious Bingleton's 5th daughter. Generally worshipped in churches across Ontario.

"In the name of Dospavious Dinglebottoms, Amen."

by TotallyNasaEmployee May 3, 2022