'Cock-a-doodle-do! Any cock will do!'

Phrase attributed to 1930s movie star Carole Lombard after being exposed as having an adulterous affair with Clark Gable.

"At a hastily called press conference, the exasperated Lombard allegedly shouted, 'Cock-a-doodle-do! Any cock will do!' out of frustration.

"Needless to say, due to the times, none of those present printed her words, but bad blood continued between Lombard and an outraged Louella Parsons until Lombard's death."

-- Jim Bacon, "Gable & Lombard: A Romance Made in Hollywood" (Parade Magazine, November 25, 1963)

by Twathenge April 29, 2006

Doodlebanger

One who arrogantly takes control of a situation/conversation when uninvited altogether. Not only does the individual decrease their social status within the group, they often overcomplicate even the simplest of desicions. Doodlebangers are a rapidly growing group of inappropriate beings usually hailing from rural regions of any civilised country.

Person 1: Let's play some music from my iphone while we sit and drink.

Person 2: Sure

Doodlebanger: Let me get my car over here and we can listen to it on a really good sound system.

Doodlebanger 2: Yeah go get it but make sure it's angled correctly.

by GREYGOOSE666 October 9, 2011

Yankee Doodle

Exactly as it sounds, a "yank your doodle", in common terms, puffed up, a dandy, a wanker. A person with an inflated sense of their own importance. A person whose fantasies exceed their abilities.

A Middle English expression. Ye is pronounced 'e by all except the upper classes. Yank'ee doodle.

Yankee Doodle - Dirty Peasant One speaks to Dirty Lower class labourer Two about a well dressed young gentleman passing by, "Yank'ee doodle"

by PooBeetle1 January 24, 2011

Cock A Doodle Do Me

When a man is woken up in the morning by his woman, who is already in the act of having intercourse with him.

Guy 1: So I wake up this morning and Vanessa is on top of me and my pants are down!

Guy 2: Damn, she was telling you to Cock A Doodle Do Me!

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 25, 2010

Doodle dong

A disapointing cheese doodle shaped penis that curves downward when erect

Jimmy rubas's doodle dong is so terrible that i bet he could fuck his own asshole.

by Steve Siciliano December 12, 2004

Ass Doodle

Having a piece of shit hanging from your ass. This is not to be be confused with a dingle berry, for the shit is still in the ass and is not hanging by ass hair.

Dude, I was just in the bathroom, and I had the largest ass doodle. It wouldn't come out of my ass!

by CZYDUCK January 19, 2009

Doodle

Penis, wang, pecker, weiner, schlong, honker, dick, wanker, one eyed snake, mini me, fire hose, my better half

"homer i can see your doodle"

by Mike deJonge April 8, 2005