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Swamp Donkey

Swamp donkeys are women who frolic in mud for a living, and talk about things that are way above their pay grade.
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humpbacked swamp donkey

Humpbacked swamp donkey is an excruciatingly ugly person. Normally associated with the the female gender and an extreme example of swamp donkey ie there are many men who will tackle a swamp donkey especially after a few bowls of loud mouth soup but only a rare breed will take on a humpbacked variety
"Jesus I was so steaming I pissed myself last night", "you must be so embarrased", "not as much as the time when you caught me shagging that humpbacked swamp donkey"
by Harry Campbell January 27, 2008
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Swamp Donkey

A large girl or slut who likes to cause a lot of drama! She lurks into the scene with taking advantage of unwilling men!
A Swamp Donkey is a Cheerleader who takes advantage of an unwilling coach who manipulates him while he is drunk and then wont go away!
by Hamp-Mike-P, and C-3 February 9, 2010
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Swamp Donkey

Eldest sibling of the family who wears a bell as jewelry on holiday gatherings. Also known as swamp sister in some eastern philosophies.
My sister Sarah is the Swamp Donkey this year with that bell on her ear.
by beecolony November 26, 2009
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Swamp Donkey

A crazy old red headed motherfucker pretending to be a high school ag teacher that tells unbelievable bullshit that is completely and utterly...false.
"Even though I'm 5'1", 240 lbs. I used to run track and bench 350, and I also can shoot a ping pong ball off anyone's head from 250+ yards with a crossbow.....I AM NOT A SWAMP DONKEY, YOU GODDAMN LIL BASTARDS!"-MW
by IMakeSparksWhenIWalk40 December 21, 2008
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Swamp Donkey

Adj.; Someone of extremely unappealling looks; A repulsively ugly person.
Bob: Oh, dude, look at that ugly chick!
Bill: Oh my God, she is a real Swamp Donkey!
by M. Stenersen December 28, 2005
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swamp donkey wrangler

One who hangs out in bars and clubs and acts drunk in order to attract swamp donkeys.
look at that guy! he is acting drunk and the swamp donkeys are moving in. He sure is a swamp donkey wrangler.
by m1911a1 August 6, 2009
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