Very white school. Full of rednecks, and country kids that bully everyone. Awful food and staff. Extremely stupid political teachers. Half of the girls are lesbians. Avoid this awful school.
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Get the Kent School District mug.Jessieville School District is a very small and cute school in the town of Jessieville, Arkansas. The entire district can fit in their tornado shelter, which doubles as the space for events such as proms and other formal dances, to which the girls can often be seen wearing cowboy boots under the multiple layers of tulle. Their athletics are good for the school's size, but often the athletes get away with anything, something that should be amended before the commoners revolt, tearing the mullet patriarchy to its knees.
Jessieville School is a close knit community. Everyone will know if you need something- say, if there's been a bad thing happened to your family and you need some extra support- but then again, everyone knows everything.
In addition to this, Jessieville School District has some of the kindest teachers you will meet.
Though Jessieville School District is sometimes passed over and relentlessly bullied by the general public as well as the students who attend, there is something charming about knowing that there are people who care about you and your education. You can spot a Jessievilly by their blue shirts and the way they look with disdain and things that are purple and/or gold.
Go Lions!
Jessieville School is a close knit community. Everyone will know if you need something- say, if there's been a bad thing happened to your family and you need some extra support- but then again, everyone knows everything.
In addition to this, Jessieville School District has some of the kindest teachers you will meet.
Though Jessieville School District is sometimes passed over and relentlessly bullied by the general public as well as the students who attend, there is something charming about knowing that there are people who care about you and your education. You can spot a Jessievilly by their blue shirts and the way they look with disdain and things that are purple and/or gold.
Go Lions!
Oh, him? He goes to Jessieville School District! No wonder he crinkled his nose when he heard this was a no-truck parking zone.
Jessieville School District is getting some renovations. It's about time they fixed those stairs!
I'm so glad we go to school at Jessieville School District. Isn't it nice that we can see our elementary school teachers even as seniors in high school? I sure love the feeling of knowing we're home.
I sure do miss Sugar! She was such a sweet dog, such a golden addition to the Jessieville School District campus.
Have you ever driven past the Jessieville School District? It's the cute one across from that place we always get catfish. What's it called? The Hut? The Cabin? Oh wait, I think it was The Shack!
Jessieville School District is getting some renovations. It's about time they fixed those stairs!
I'm so glad we go to school at Jessieville School District. Isn't it nice that we can see our elementary school teachers even as seniors in high school? I sure love the feeling of knowing we're home.
I sure do miss Sugar! She was such a sweet dog, such a golden addition to the Jessieville School District campus.
Have you ever driven past the Jessieville School District? It's the cute one across from that place we always get catfish. What's it called? The Hut? The Cabin? Oh wait, I think it was The Shack!
by that's_my_sweater13 November 25, 2021
Get the Jessieville School District mug.Where teachers ain’t teaching, the roaches outnumber the students, there’s at least 4 pregnancies every year. The same girl always gets pregnant with a big headded baby retarded as hell cuz it’s her brothers kid 🤠. White girls wanna be black so bad. Corn always the designated dress code police. God forbid you wear a hat or hoodie, yet they just stand over you and tell “stawp it yawl! yer gonna hurt themmm” when someone fighting.
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Get the Cherokee Independent School District mug.**WARNINGS**
-ASS WILL BE SLAPPED, GRABBED, OR OTHERWISE GROPED
-7TH GRADE MATH TEACHERS WILL LOOK DOWN YOUR SHIRT
-YOU WILL GET HIGH OFF THE MENTHOL COUGH DROPS...if u try hard enough...
-stay clear of staircases... 10 foot high linoleum splat death... tie shoes
*reminder: you CAN walk over the people on the ground mid-fight...probably got one swing and pussied out anyway..*
welcome to the home of the patriots!
derived from a name that refers those in the 17th century who rejected loyalist agenda and rebelled against British control, there is no fucking way you would've learned and retained that information with Great Valley's curriculum.. you'll learn more meeting GOD off of the drugs provided in any big stall constructed for the sole purpose of passing penjamins and trapping elf bars. but before you're corrupted by hand-me-down fentanyl laced adderall, you move up the ranks of GV, where each year your innocence is slowly stolen and your intelligence is blatantly exploited by administrative trash... if you think that's harsh just wait til you hear about the way the people up top handle things.. little issues, you know, like racism or assault... you'd think a blue ribbon school, voted one of the top 5 in chester county, would take those matters more seriously...but.. BLUE WHITE AND PRIVILEGE THESE COLORS DON'T RUN BABYYY. AND "my kid is an honor student at great valley high school" has such a nice ring to it.
-ASS WILL BE SLAPPED, GRABBED, OR OTHERWISE GROPED
-7TH GRADE MATH TEACHERS WILL LOOK DOWN YOUR SHIRT
-YOU WILL GET HIGH OFF THE MENTHOL COUGH DROPS...if u try hard enough...
-stay clear of staircases... 10 foot high linoleum splat death... tie shoes
*reminder: you CAN walk over the people on the ground mid-fight...probably got one swing and pussied out anyway..*
welcome to the home of the patriots!
derived from a name that refers those in the 17th century who rejected loyalist agenda and rebelled against British control, there is no fucking way you would've learned and retained that information with Great Valley's curriculum.. you'll learn more meeting GOD off of the drugs provided in any big stall constructed for the sole purpose of passing penjamins and trapping elf bars. but before you're corrupted by hand-me-down fentanyl laced adderall, you move up the ranks of GV, where each year your innocence is slowly stolen and your intelligence is blatantly exploited by administrative trash... if you think that's harsh just wait til you hear about the way the people up top handle things.. little issues, you know, like racism or assault... you'd think a blue ribbon school, voted one of the top 5 in chester county, would take those matters more seriously...but.. BLUE WHITE AND PRIVILEGE THESE COLORS DON'T RUN BABYYY. AND "my kid is an honor student at great valley high school" has such a nice ring to it.
"i was apart of Great Valley School District and now I'm a teenage mother with aspirations of being the Top Female Trap Queen on the Main Line"
"Great Valley School District robbed me of my childhood and literally lit my house on fire..?!"
"i loved being apart of Great Valley School District! (**i peaked in high-school**)."
"i was apart of Great Valley School District for only 3 years and all i have to show for it is chlamydia and this dumb t-shirt."
"Great Valley School District robbed me of my childhood and literally lit my house on fire..?!"
"i loved being apart of Great Valley School District! (**i peaked in high-school**)."
"i was apart of Great Valley School District for only 3 years and all i have to show for it is chlamydia and this dumb t-shirt."
by boombastia September 6, 2023
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4 elementary schools and 3 years of fresh middle school hell all preparing you for the 2 years of high school you're gonna complete before almost surely dropping out.. killing yourself... or getting pregnant during. but before an inevitable alcoholic era caused by the crushing weight of junior year, teachers gaslighting you into believing you didn't turn in that essay you pulled all nighters for, and upper class-men manipulating you into hitting a mango juul sums up your middle school experience... not to mention rumors of teacher affairs amongst other scandals... you'll be bullied, exhausted, and pressured into changing ever single thing about yourself...you'll make and lose more friends than you'll have in your entire life and join clubs and extra curriculars in hopes of social interaction, only to be met with social anxiety and an energy that reeksss of axe body spray, B.O, and desperation... the crushes you have on your 40 year old male teachers will stick with you forever... you'll never be able to get that image of yourself accidentally flashing the gymnasium out of your mind... your first kiss will be fucking atrocious...and you WILL want to die... but if i had to do it, you fucking do too.
4 elementary schools and 3 years of fresh middle school hell all preparing you for the 2 years of high school you're gonna complete before almost surely dropping out.. killing yourself... or getting pregnant during. but before an inevitable alcoholic era caused by the crushing weight of junior year, teachers gaslighting you into believing you didn't turn in that essay you pulled all nighters for, and upper class-men manipulating you into hitting a mango juul sums up your middle school experience... not to mention rumors of teacher affairs amongst other scandals... you'll be bullied, exhausted, and pressured into changing ever single thing about yourself...you'll make and lose more friends than you'll have in your entire life and join clubs and extra curriculars in hopes of social interaction, only to be met with social anxiety and an energy that reeksss of axe body spray, B.O, and desperation... the crushes you have on your 40 year old male teachers will stick with you forever... you'll never be able to get that image of yourself accidentally flashing the gymnasium out of your mind... your first kiss will be fucking atrocious...and you WILL want to die... but if i had to do it, you fucking do too.
"i went to great valley school district (2) and had to sell my entire large intestine to the mafia after i graduated.a'
by boombastia September 6, 2023
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