by Deadpool 17 December 4, 2015
by BilliamWeen September 19, 2017
A grouchy old man that lives to get in everyone else's business. Dirk likes to yell at people for driving too faste "kickin up dust." Dirk is entitled, and believes that he should be allowd to do donuts in the road on his tractor without looking for traffic first.
by FireSpring August 9, 2020
by Dallas Cowvericks June 8, 2011
by Cam Hulst April 18, 2021
When you prop your partner up and then sit asshole to asshole with them and take a shit into their gaping rectum while you're both masturbating.
Bro 1: Bro last night, guess what I did with Mikayla
Bro 2: Bro was it a Perf Dirk
Bro 2: Bro ew what the fuck? You know Perf Dirk is for the boys
Bro 2: Bro was it a Perf Dirk
Bro 2: Bro ew what the fuck? You know Perf Dirk is for the boys
by Ranga124 November 13, 2019
When you can't hang at a party. Originates from a Derek who had a mental breakdown after ingesting large amounts of Marijuana and Vyvanse. He had too much alcohol and couldn't finish his burger we gave him. So know when someone can't hang we say they are dirking out
Corn was dirking out last weekend bro, he couldn't stop punching walls.
Duck paul just punched me in the face
Duck paul just punched me in the face
by Sqag July 1, 2014