Put the puzzle together dipshit

A more dickish way to say "no shit"

Not the brightest person: Who did you vote for in the 2008 presidential election?
Me: Sure as hell not McCain
Not the brightest person: So you voted for Obama?
Me: Put the puzzle together dipshit

by Jizzy Jan April 10, 2010

fucking asshole dipshit with funky hair

an asshole from New York with funky ass braids in his hair, thinking he's cool..

hes also very sexy ;)

Matt, you're such a fucking asshole dipshit with funky hair!

by who needs to know? May 7, 2005

Self-Declared Double Dipper Dipshit

One who think that their own saliva is clean and pure. Will double dip but will explode if sees other do the same freaking thing.

Jon: Mark is a fucking SD Triple D. He double dipped his fries into my ketchup but beat me up when I did the same thing. IT WAS MY FUCKING KETCHUP

Macy :What's an SD Triple D?

Jon: A Self-Declared Double Dipper Dipshit

Macy: What a bitch!

by fabulousdaniel8 April 5, 2013

fucking asshole dipshit with funky hair

a jackass who puts braids in his hair and thinks hes cool..

hes also really sexy ;)

YOU JACKASS! YOU'RE ACTING LIKE MATT:a fucking asshole dipshit with funky hair!

by who needs to know? May 7, 2005

cunt ass nigga bitch retard dipshit

you are to use this phrase when you stumble upon someone that is mentally subnormal or has a real issue with being an asshole.

my friend Abdul is a cunt ass nigga bitch retard dipshit, nigga can't do fucking sums without crying

"cunt ass nigga bitch retard dipshit," said my mom to my dad when he was being a useless dumb drunk clown

by youstupidassbitch March 17, 2020

Dipshit

Your Ex-boy-friend.

Boyfriend: Hey I wanna break up. Your an ugly bitch and I don’t want to be known as the guy who dated you.

You: You dipshit!!!!!!

by Damntheworld November 4, 2019

212 dipshit

someone that pays the up-lift for a 212 cellphone number so they can tell people they live in the Big Apple when they don't.

redneck chick to redneck- "why does your cellphone start with two wun two? Isn't you not from Alabama?
redneck to chick- "Eye's from here, but gots me one uh dem penthouses' in NYC! I fly my jet there to do ma business!
chick-oh what do you do?
redneck-I told ya, my business! now quit being so damn nosey and such!!!!
chick- Oh, I see you's one of dem 212 dipshits Cletus!!!!

by SquirrelMan101 December 26, 2020