Drunk Dialing Syndrome

The placing of phone calls under extreme intoxication, usually alcohol. Calls are usually made to ex-girlfriends and intended to illicit sexual favors or the re-connection of a relationship.

I can't believe I had Drunk Dialing Syndrome last night and phoned Gia.

by Daniel Marq May 13, 2008

Emo Dangling

(v) unexpected, actual suicide.

"I thought that dude was some kind of poser until they found him Emo dangling in his room the next morning. Now I *know* he was a poser!"

by razed November 2, 2007

kingaling

Nickname for someone whose last name is King. This person is witty and hot but will argue with a stop sign. Usually excells at Guitar Hero.

Chip: "Oh sh*t, Kingaling's here."
Fred: "Hide the playstation and the Vodka"

by kingqh536 February 20, 2009

dinglelingus

Eating your partners dingleberries after you tongue-punch their dirt box. See dirt box.

Joe: I really like Ashley, and she's great in bed but I'm ready to take things to the next level.

Kyle: I understand bro, just go down on her, and slip your tongue down south for some dinglelingus. It will change your life.

by tillergng July 27, 2015

deuce-dialing

Talking on your cell, or texting whilst taking a dump. Then after finishing said dump, taking a picture of your poop with the cell and sending it to the friend you were texting/speaking to. Note: contrary to what many believe, deuce-dialing is not merely the act of talking/texting while pooping, but taking and sending a picture of the aftermath. No picture and you're merely having a conversation while you poop, not deuce-dialing.

You are talking to your friend while taking a dump. After the end of the conversation, you hang up, take a photo of the crap, and send it along to him/her. Congratulations, you're "deuce-dialing".

by BigBlanket June 13, 2011

fat finger dialing

A telephone scam in which a company sets up a toll number that is one digit different than a popular number, so that the company earns money when customers accidentally mis-dial the legitimate number; mis-dialing a phone number in this manner.

"Shit, man -- I dialed 1-800-COILECT last night and totally got scammed."
"Dude, you need to stop fat finger dialing."

by thedruproject January 27, 2007

dinging

something which is sweet as and immense in every way.

lads, you seen that bird outside - she's dinging!

by buckas March 21, 2005