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San Diego Wank

Founded in San Diego in the early 90's, this truly is the 'Good Morning Vietnam!' of wanks. When one seeks to relieve one's self by striping bollock naked at a full length hotel window and masturbating aggressively, allowing the whole world to see your unrelenting cum face. The individual must place their right hand flat against the window, with back arched in the most perverse way without comprising the ability to apply sufficient vinegar strokes. On ejaculation, the participant must uncontrollably spray their manhood all over the transparent pane for the welcoming world to see.
Fuck me Eric, I just walked in on Hugh Jackman throwing out a San Diego Wank! You should av seen the look in his eyes - he looked like he wanted to Wolverine someone!

No pussy tonight lads - I'm gonna fire back to my room, bang the lights on, and have myself a killer San Diego Wank for old times sake. Snort some Richard, and then wank some more.
by Truckie Leighton July 8, 2010
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Diego

A male, who is usually characterized by being suave and sophisticated.

Han Solo and James Bond's love child.
Not awkward in the least.
Also, another name for a spork.
Girl: That Diego fellow is, interesting.

Boy: He's too sophisticated for his own good.

Girl: Too charming.
Boy: Too cool.
by *Supermegafoxyawesomehot* June 16, 2011
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Rancho San Diego

Relatively new suburb of San Diego County nestled between the country and the ghetto. Area codes 92019 and 92020 and home of Valhalla and Steele Canyon High Schools. It's nice. Always something to do...like going to Target or Jamba Juice or Cuyamaca College. It is far from anything fun.
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PENIS ENVY
Rancho San Diego 92019 92020.
by Makemeasandwichbitch December 8, 2007
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Diego

Ultimate Sex God.
Sexy Mexican Very romantic guy.
Sweetest most pleasurable guy(:
Prone to be the best. DNA traces back to french decendents.
Wow that guy is like a "Diego"
by sexymexicandiego.a.v November 29, 2010
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Go Fuck Yourself, San Diego

Some days, some chicks just like to fuck with your teleprompter.
V.C.: I'm Veronica Corningstone

R.B.: And I'm Ron Burgundy-- go fuck yourself, San Diego.
by TheRandomPorker_ding November 6, 2011
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San Diego Sandwich

A bum fighting maneuver where one grabs his opponent, forces them down, and slaps two handfuls of sand into their mouth.
Dude, that asshole was talkin shit, so I gave him a San Diego Sandwich!
by 707illa September 5, 2011
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Diego

(v.) a loving,caring,sweet,adorable,charming,intelligent,cute,dorky, boy that loves his family,friends,his girlfriend, and soccer!! He is a complete dork that makes you smile and laugh. he cares for others interests and feelings. he cares for his future. he loves kicking the ball, and is awesome at it too. he loves his girlfriend with all his heart, he will do anything to make her happy!! he loves life, and is perfect in any and every way.
My baby is such a Diego!! <3.
by Thanya Santana. :) July 7, 2011
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