Probably motherfucking diabetes

What you get when you guzzle down sweets

What do you get when you guzzle down sweets; probably motherfucking diabetes

by TheCornerOfYourRoo April 8, 2021

Bag o' diabetes

Used when someone brings a large amount of sweets, coke, cake, etc. Sometimes you may use diabetes rather than bag o' diabetes (some people may think this is offensive)

F1: *brings more than 5 coke cans*
You: Shit that's a bag o' diabetes right there

Sentence 2

F1:*brings more than 5 coke cans*
Ey man you want some diabetes

by Sebastian294 March 6, 2020

wild diabetes sex

When you put sugar on the top of your dick and then fuck a girl that has diabetes until she has a seizure

"Wow, man have you ever had wild diabetes sex?"

"No, dude, I'll try it later!"

by Ali the Mexican pervert April 25, 2014

Type 1 Diabetes

Getting to be a cash cow for big pharma until the day you die

There will never be a cure for Type 1 Diabetes, the disease is too profitable.

by Crazy-C January 16, 2021

type 3 diabetes

when you have type 1 diabetes (caused by your pancreas deciding to die out on a random shitty day of your childhood) , mixed with a fucking huge love for food, implying type 2 diabetes

random hoebag who thinks they’re funny: “yo diabetes! don’t eat that! you’ll get type 3 diabetes” courtney (diabetic) : “...”

by hashtagdiabetes May 31, 2018

Eggward Diabetes Bumpoop

A blue plastic egg from Easter taped together with scotch tape

Friend: let's throw Eggward Diabetes Bumpoop around at lunch

by Bertn'Ernie April 23, 2021

Type 1 diabetes

Basically where your pancreas commit suicide and kill you

Type 1 diabetes means your pancreas quit their job.

by UltimateDoge March 16, 2021