Dexter Episode Viewing Remorse (DEVR)

A baffling medical condition caused by overexposure to the Emmy nominated hit show starring Michael C. Hall.

This debilitating disorder affects people of all age, race, gender and sexual orientation and is most common in those who neglected to watch episodes when they actually aired on Showtime. Most victims instead chose to watch all 42 episodes at once in a short window of time on a Mac or a PC. Initial symptoms include nausea and vomiting, but can lead to more serious conditions such as Dexter Episode Viewing Remorse. Call your doctor right away if DEVR or any attributed symptoms persist beyond 24 hours.

"Ok, well it looks like I'll get started on this Dexter phenomenon everyone is talking about"...

(Two Days Later)

"Ok, well season one and two were wonderful and now I'm ready for season three"...

(24 Hours Later)

"Ok, well now I'm officially caught up with the show"..
"I guess I'll just have to wait for each new episode to air on television each week"...

(Beginning Stages of Dexter Episode Viewing Remorse (DEVR)

"FUCK! I JUST CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE! BAD THINGS ARE GONNA HAPPEN MAN! BEFORE I WAS ABLE TO KEEP WATCHING EPISODES BACK TO BACK TO BACK TO BACK AND NOW I GOTTA WAIT A FUCKING WEEK?! FUCK THIS SHIT! I CANT WAIT! I GOTTA KNOW WHAT THE FUCK TRINITY IS UP TO MAN! WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!

(Nearly all hope lost, desperately needs help at this point)

by Sargeant Doakes November 4, 2009

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Dee Dee from Dexter's labortory

Insane blonde thing from the show Dexter's labortory. SHe has a secret crush-er (who crushes on her) named Mandark

Try using "Dee-Dee" In a sentence with a crazy monotone to your voice

DEE-DEEEEEE....(and drag out the ee's)

by Banana April 16, 2005

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Dexterous

To dispose of a body in a “Dexter” type way.

The way the dad disposes of bodies in “In Cold Pursuit” is very Dexterous.

by KinkyKitterKat December 18, 2019

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Blake Dexter

A gay ass hoe who is the biggest sub you'll ever meet. smokes weed 25/8 and likes to be dominanted. a real penis.

Person: Man, that gay guy is so submissive!
Person 2: Sounds like you got a real Blake Dexter!

by spookyjojo April 9, 2019

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Dexter’s Laughing

Buying lots of worthless items and in coincidence, said worthless item goes up in value and demand, making you a profit. This phrase is named after Timothy Dexter, who was known for being stupid and taking bad advice to buy or send useless items that was meant to make him poor, but ended up making him a profit due to coincidence of high demand. This phrase comes from Sam O’Nellas Academy where he said “demands went way up, dexters laughing.” video on Timothy Dexter when describing the event where he bought lots of whale bone and then coincidentally, mean wearing corsets became a big thing in France, therefore causing him to get a huge profit.

Person 1: “I just bought a bunch of Blockbuster gift cards for pennies and in a dumb found if luck, shortly after, Blockbuster gift cards went up in value.”

Person 2: “Dexter’s Laughing”

by Grizzlydino August 28, 2023

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