A rotund short woman, clad in denim trousers. Most important feature is the dependable attire of the denim jacket which covers up the cellulose-mottled cottage cheese torso.
Can be identified by rapid snorting disguised as laughing. Short red dyke-ish haircut rounds out this rare specimen's ensemble.
Can be identified by rapid snorting disguised as laughing. Short red dyke-ish haircut rounds out this rare specimen's ensemble.
*snort snort*
"Hey, who let the pig into Bob's Restaurant?"
*turns around*
"Oh, never mind, it's just that denim dyke again."
"Hey, who let the pig into Bob's Restaurant?"
*turns around*
"Oh, never mind, it's just that denim dyke again."
by Evan & Alex September 13, 2011

by Mr. Luke.p May 25, 2016

if you find a niggas named denim he is the most realist person you can find and don't get me started on how good of a boyfriend he is.
by dxnimm December 2, 2021

Any man or woman that wears denim jeans, denim shirt, and a usually a Levi’s denim jacket is a denim monster.
Often seen with a LoneStar beer at a rodeo- usually a spectator not a participant.
Often seen with a LoneStar beer at a rodeo- usually a spectator not a participant.
“We’re you at the PBR rodeo finals the other day?
There was a while section of denim monsters over by the beer garden.”
There was a while section of denim monsters over by the beer garden.”
by Greenhans33 June 6, 2022

Person A: Denim said hes coming extra shiny
Person B: For hinata, his thirsty cat girl?
Person A: Yeah!
Person B: For hinata, his thirsty cat girl?
Person A: Yeah!
by SniffleButt July 17, 2021

by dendencray October 26, 2019

Denimito is soooo funny he’s great at track and so smart and so so extremely hilarious everyone’s goat and he’s him and tuff at everything he blows your mind
by Sillygoose22 June 6, 2025
