Currency Drain

An individual in a relationship who sits on their wallet at all times. This individual is usually a female who is an 8.5 or better, believes that looks will carry them through life, whilst being a lemon in bed. Currency Drains are typically not vets in the sack which begs the question, why the fuck do I pay so much?

See Gold Digger

I went out last night with this babe, she was a brutal pump and a huge currency drain.

by kingtugernuts February 22, 2011

drain jellyfish

When a man jizzes into any basin of water, such as a sink, toilet, shower, or bathtub, and the jizz coagulates into a cohesive, gelatinous mass floating underneath the water - the resulting load of semen resembles a jellyfish.

Eww dude is that a drain jellyfish? Let me use a different sink.

by ioctl December 28, 2015

Drain Pipe

When a female wears a low top and shows her cleavage, a.k.a her drain pipe.

Check out her drain pipe!

by ilikedrainpipes February 25, 2011

drain the oil

Slang term for urinating.

I'm gonna go behind those trees for a minute and drain the oil.

by TimmyVD April 24, 2007

Drained the beanbag

The phrase used to describe the action of accidentally having children.

Hey Chris I think my life is over, I drained the beanbag with Cindy.

by CON-CON_24 June 14, 2021

Lowest Drain

The biggest whore in the vicinity. The girl that can’t say no, takes on all comers.

Damn son, I haven’t had a bitch in a minute. I’m finna find that lowest drain.

by BebopMurph May 20, 2018

a.m. drain

A remedy for morning wood. In the a.m. drain the female partner typically does not climax. Rather she is a willing and generous participant. Typically she would not have been able to climax that morning anyhow. Best case scenario - occurs while spooning so woman does not have to move from the position in which she was sleeping.

Outcome: Male is satisfied and extremely appreciative. Woman has gained massive amounts of goodwill with minimal effort.

"Honey, thanks for the a.m. drain. Can I take you out to dinner tonight as a thank you?"

"Yeah, I wasn't much in the mood this morning, but he was. Has an a.m. drain. Now I'm off the hook for a while..."

by steshaheats March 06, 2010