douche bag 

Senator Steven Fielding (of the Australian Senate)

Fielding is such a douche bag!

douche bag by AndrewLeCl July 1, 2011

Douche Bag 

A Douche Bag is typically a person that takes selfies in the mirror with their shirts off, while biting their lip. Their bio usually includes something to do with marijuana, and "bitches". They also think they can get any girl, while talking shit on them. If you have any of the

Douche bag #1- Yo you see that bitch right their? Yeah i bet I could fuck her]

Everyone else- Yeah haha..ha... you sure? You take selfies in the mirror with your shirt off smoking weed.

Douche Bag by JakobeThatIsWhite October 14, 2014

Douche Bag 

a person who is rude and will make a perfect punching bag when irritated

I need to practice with my douche bag, i need a better punch

Douche Bag by PANDAHlOVER December 17, 2014

Douche Bag 

When someone tries to be something they are not. In order to obtain the slightest femail response

Brett Williams is a douche bag

Douche Bag by truecaller January 8, 2015

Douche Bag 

Guy that buys expensive cloths and fixes his hair every five seconds instead of getting a haircut. Is a fuckboy basically.

Damn that guy he is a douche bag girls only like him because of his money.

Douche Bag by hASULFKDJS:ghxf September 18, 2018

Douche Bag 

Used as a noun, Douche Bag is a title earned by, most commonly, men who are...
Selfish, Narcissistic, Obnoxious, and/or mentally insane.

Douche Bags are most commonly: Chads, Clout Chasers, Attention whores, and Fags

Person 1: "did you hear what Connor did to Janie!?"
Person 2: "omg what happened!?"
Person 1: "Connor asked Janie on a date and she rejected her, so he spread a rumor that she sucked off LeBron"
Person 2: "What a Douche Bag!"

Douche Bag by phat.memes.87 March 21, 2019

Douche bag 

His name is nick. Nick is a douche. Fuck you nick, you’re a douche, don’t be nick.

Defined qualities a nick has:
-Homeless
-Is a douche bag
-An asshole
-Bad
-No bitches, absolutely none, gets no play

Douche bag by I hate you nick December 28, 2021