Newspaper read by retards with a completely upside down world view who seem to find no inconsistency that they like the royal family but accuse immigrants of being freeloaders draining tax payers money. Who think Rich people's SUV-buying money is better where it is than giving asylum seekers a chance of a future or supporting sick people through the NHS. The daily mail's high readership and its poisonous influence on people's brains is the reason so many "populist" policies that the bloody tories love are hateful intollerent, unfair policies that make class divisions and suffering greater.
Daily Mail Reader: Oi DUH... Read this... DUHHH... Asylem seekers bad... DUHHHH... gypsys bad..DUHHHHH. People with funny skin colour bad... DUHHH... Thankyou Daily Mail! You stop My Brain hurting! Maybe asylum seekers why my brain hurt!!! Kill them all!!!!!
by Geoooooooo March 24, 2005
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Tom: Dude, I saw the nastiest thing, this chick was doing the "double blumpkin upper decker dactyl tower" at that party on Saturday night.
Ted: Wow she must be a freak!
Tom: Yeah, I almost puked!
Ted: Wow she must be a freak!
Tom: Yeah, I almost puked!
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n. A pour soul who has made it his or her mission to hoard all the unscientific beliefs and rancor from the Old Republic that lost The Great Wars. The chemical imbalance bared by such individuals causes them to be in constant need of defecation.
v. The routine action of having to excrement all the impurities in the human body. This type of excretion from the anus is unique in that it has a higher than usual ratio of liquid-to-solid fecal matter. This action can lead to a person being misdiagnosed with Diarrhea. Unlike Diarrhea, a daily stormer almost always can be rooted to overzealous emotions in the brain and is usually cured when finding peace with different beings.
v. The routine action of having to excrement all the impurities in the human body. This type of excretion from the anus is unique in that it has a higher than usual ratio of liquid-to-solid fecal matter. This action can lead to a person being misdiagnosed with Diarrhea. Unlike Diarrhea, a daily stormer almost always can be rooted to overzealous emotions in the brain and is usually cured when finding peace with different beings.
Cenk TheHomeopathologist: Andrew, your Daily Stormers are making the toilet stalls uninhabitable. I thought I had already advised you to quit consuming unhealthy substances ESPECIALLY those found on the desolate corners of the Internet.
Andrew Angrylin: Fuck You and your pseudo-science shit! Your kind does not know whats good for me. You aren't even a real doctor.
Cenk TheHomeopathologist: I don't need to be a doctor to know that if you constantly intake shit, you will constantly make shit. Law of Conservation of Mass
Andrew Angrylin: Fuck You and your pseudo-science shit! Your kind does not know whats good for me. You aren't even a real doctor.
Cenk TheHomeopathologist: I don't need to be a doctor to know that if you constantly intake shit, you will constantly make shit. Law of Conservation of Mass
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Get the Daily Stormer mug.An awesome person who spreads happiness to others around them. They can often be quiet, but they still love to talk. Has great taste in music. Loves to dance even though they cant to save their life. Short people are usually jealous, and shun them from their "little" groups. Has enormous hands and feet. Has a thing for tall people of the opposite sex, while almost anyone of the opposite sex has a thing for them. A complete show-stopper.
Wow that girl is so Dailyn, I can't take my eyes away from her.
Wow, they are really tall... It's like a bunch of Dailyn's.
Wow, they are really tall... It's like a bunch of Dailyn's.
by DaVae February 8, 2010
Get the Dailyn mug.Daily, right-wing UK tabloid. Takes a simiiar editorial stance to the Daily Mail. Infamous for regular headlines about Princess Diana, 'political correctness gone mad' and immigrants/asylum seekers.
Daily Express headlines:
"Diana fund pays out to gypsies and asylum seekers"
"Suicide bombers in our schools"
"Diana fund pays out to gypsies and asylum seekers"
"Suicide bombers in our schools"
by Kay December 23, 2007
Get the daily express mug.a Daisy. The girl who stands out from the rest of the girls. A creative, talented, short, and cute female who is extremely huggable and a chick who has a short temper who will rip your balls off and make you eat them. Although a female can be demonic, she is sweet and always there for her friends.
"Dude. Who's that chick down the hallway?"
"Thats Daisy. You can see her from a mile away, but be careful not to piss her off!"
"Thats Daisy. You can see her from a mile away, but be careful not to piss her off!"
by xxSmexxiyan December 10, 2009
Get the Daisy mug.Shite British tabloid that focuses on C-list celebrities and the plight of the average joe to become semi-famous. Marginally better than the sun, due to the fact it has good coverage of horse racing.
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