1. What a helmet is for.
2. A quasi-marijuana saying which is code for "Kush in your brain", or smoking the reefer. Used in situations where you can't openly proclaim your love for god's plant, so you simply say cushion your brain!
2. A quasi-marijuana saying which is code for "Kush in your brain", or smoking the reefer. Used in situations where you can't openly proclaim your love for god's plant, so you simply say cushion your brain!
1. Dude1: Aw man, i nailed my head on my car door!
Dude2: Damn dude, sounds like you should've cushioned your brain.
2. Dude 1: Hey man last night was fuckin' crazy!
Dude 2: Yeah dude you had a shitload of Cushion your brain!
Dude2: Damn dude, sounds like you should've cushioned your brain.
2. Dude 1: Hey man last night was fuckin' crazy!
Dude 2: Yeah dude you had a shitload of Cushion your brain!
by Kush-in your BRAIN! June 25, 2009
Get the cushion your brainmug. by Ray D January 1, 2007
Get the dick cushionmug. While engaging in anal intercourse with your partner, have a third party insert a bicycle pump into your partner’s anal cavity, being careful to ensure an air-tight environment. It is imperative that the partner’s anal sphincter is contracted throughout this entire process. Proceed to have that third party pump partner’s anal cavity full of air while continuing intercourse. Upon reaching completion, cease pumping air into the cavity, quickly remove penis and replace with an adequately sized rubber plug. Proceed to aim partner’s anus at a blank monochromatic canvas, preferably black. Have the partner contract their abdomen rapidly while swiftly removing the plug, and enjoy results as pounds of undiscovered semen, fecal matter, and various other bodily fluids spray out like a shotgun accompanied by a whoopie cushion-like sound.
Partner: I have a colonoscopy tomorrow, and I need to cleanse my anal cavity. I am going to buy a large and expensive enema.
Guy 1: Why would you do that when we can just shotgun whoopie cushion you?
Partner: Yeah, totally! Let’s do that!
Guy 1: Why would you do that when we can just shotgun whoopie cushion you?
Partner: Yeah, totally! Let’s do that!
by Princeton CockWerk February 22, 2019
Get the Shotgun Whoopie Cushionmug. I was trying to get with my girl but her best bitch had to jump in there with le coos(ê) cushion and straight put my shit on hold.
by JediMasterMorrow March 24, 2022
Get the Coos(ê) Cushionmug. A few minutes after I busted on her ass, I heard the infamous busted whoopie cushion to let me know she fell asleep.
by poopdick55 December 10, 2010
Get the busted whoopie cushionmug. by Strikegold August 24, 2021
Get the Brown whoopee cushionmug. When you buy new cushions but fail to realize it doesn’t matter what the cushions look like and sometimes regretting getting rid of the old cushions.
by Definitely not Webster September 20, 2023
Get the new cushion effectmug.