cushion your brain

1. What a helmet is for.

2. A quasi-marijuana saying which is code for "Kush in your brain", or smoking the reefer. Used in situations where you can't openly proclaim your love for god's plant, so you simply say cushion your brain!

1. Dude1: Aw man, i nailed my head on my car door!
Dude2: Damn dude, sounds like you should've cushioned your brain.

2. Dude 1: Hey man last night was fuckin' crazy!
Dude 2: Yeah dude you had a shitload of Cushion your brain!

by Kush-in your BRAIN! June 25, 2009

dick cushion

A person or object that you place on top of the male extremity.

My ex-girlfriend was nothing but a dick cushion.

by Ray D January 1, 2007

busted whoopie cushion

a queef as a result of ass in the air doggy style sex

A few minutes after I busted on her ass, I heard the infamous busted whoopie cushion to let me know she fell asleep.

by poopdick55 December 10, 2010

Coos(ê) Cushion

The lady version of a cock block.

I was trying to get with my girl but her best bitch had to jump in there with le coos(ê) cushion and straight put my shit on hold.

by JediMasterMorrow March 24, 2022

Shotgun Whoopie Cushion

While engaging in anal intercourse with your partner, have a third party insert a bicycle pump into your partner’s anal cavity, being careful to ensure an air-tight environment. It is imperative that the partner’s anal sphincter is contracted throughout this entire process. Proceed to have that third party pump partner’s anal cavity full of air while continuing intercourse. Upon reaching completion, cease pumping air into the cavity, quickly remove penis and replace with an adequately sized rubber plug. Proceed to aim partner’s anus at a blank monochromatic canvas, preferably black. Have the partner contract their abdomen rapidly while swiftly removing the plug, and enjoy results as pounds of undiscovered semen, fecal matter, and various other bodily fluids spray out like a shotgun accompanied by a whoopie cushion-like sound.

Partner: I have a colonoscopy tomorrow, and I need to cleanse my anal cavity. I am going to buy a large and expensive enema.
Guy 1: Why would you do that when we can just shotgun whoopie cushion you?
Partner: Yeah, totally! Let’s do that!

by Princeton CockWerk February 22, 2019

Colombian Whoopee Cushion

Blowing cocaine out of one’s anus through farting in a Lebron James fashion.

I was about to stick it in Stacey’s ass, but little did I know she had a Colombian Whoopee Cushion waiting for me.

by The2InchPunisher May 14, 2018

Brown whoopee cushion

When you Beat your balls so relentlessly and mercilessly till you crap yourself

Hey mat yesterday I gave myself a Brown whoopee cushion, I was cleaning shit up for hours.

by Strikegold August 24, 2021