Cunty Wang

After punishing a dirty cunt, you CAK becomes a bit cunty... hense cunty wang...

Bob: I saw the fat slag you brought home last night..

John: Oi, ya... I punished that shit and I caught a bit of the cunty wang mate...

by WangChongSoWong February 04, 2010

cunty bollix

IRISH:
A greeting embellishment (friendly)
A derogatory description of a person

Greeting: Hey cunty bollix, come over here
Derogatory description: Watch yourself cunty bollix

by tivomann October 16, 2005

Cunty Hoe

Neighbors who constantly come over to your house to yell at your for cleaning up your front lawn.

Kendall the cunty hoe won't stop coming over and talking about the damn thorn bush.

by Da badass queen 👑 May 05, 2017

cunty-mctavish

A person or persons who display both the attribute of being a cunt or twat whilst also possessing endearing qualities

'Will was being so annoying today, but how can i stay mad at him, what a cunty-mctavish!'

by Rich Davies October 26, 2005

Cunty Bandit

Female outlaw on her period.

A band of cunty bandits came through town the other day and robbed the variety store of tampons.

by silverbackapes November 18, 2011

Vanny Cunty

A vulgar expression to describe the vagina. Derived from the word "vanny" (i.e. fanny + vagina = vanny), with the added expression "cunty" for that extra touch of vulgar. Rolls of the tounge quite well.

Warning: Use with caution. Not advised during sexual intercourse unless your partner is a dirty / kinky bitch. Also beware of using this term in public. People will think you're a nut case.

Hey Bro, I'm feeling horny, let's get drunk, go to town, and spit roast a vanny cunty!

by The Sherriff of Vanny County April 17, 2011

Cunty McNulty

The term used to refer to someone who is a major wanker and also a bit of a cunt at the same time.

"Look who it is"
"It's Cunty McNulty"

by MarkTwain March 09, 2005