creamy crown

When one ejaculates onto his partner's hair. Making it look as if the partner is wearing a crown made of cream.

Joe: Alissa was giving me such good head I decided to give her my famous creamy crown.
Phil: Nice bro, up top!

by PoopJoesNipple May 4, 2016

Creamy cheeks

The end result of not wiping your ass appropriately.

Dude, I took a huge shit, took a few steps and had creamy cheeks.

by K-Rocc November 7, 2009

The Creamy Volcano

When a guy has anal sex with a girl and cums in her anal cavity then afterwards he presses firmly on her a-hole so the jizz shoots out. Then the girl scoops the jizz wad up in her hand and proceeds to finger herself back in the ass with the man cream making it bubble up.

Your dad kept complaining that your moms fingers looked crusty and had a bad odor. Must be becuase he was up all night giving her the creamy volcano.

by La Shy Girl April 30, 2010

Creamy One

The act of unleashing a creamy turd that has no consistency and looks like an ice cream. Often done after a night on the beer. Note a creamy one cannot be curled out just as a curly one cannot be creamed out, although a crunchy one can be creamy out but not curled out.

Marco jus creamed out a creamy one

by Ollie Kay February 12, 2006

Creamy Nigga

A wigger

Look at that creamy nigga over there, thinking hes all ghetto listening to Tupac, and talking like he's a nigga. Someone should go over there, and kick his cracker ass.

by Who gives a flying fuck? February 24, 2010

Creamy Navel

Pull-out and bust on your belly button, have the girl do a body shot of you.

She wanted to drink more so I give her a creamy navel!

by KnighTrain December 31, 2011

Creamy Uppercut

When one is having intercourse with cleavage (titty fucking) and times the ejaculation with tightly gripping the penis so the moving fist and semen collide intensely with the jaw so in slow motion it looks like a spit spraying boxer.

After Fred gave Wilma a Creamy Uppercut her jaw, and self esteem, hurt for a long time.

by Marco Porno July 19, 2015