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cranberry popsicle

The act of sexually licking a freshly-bloodied tampon
"I gave Chad a cranberry popsicle last night and he licked it CLEAN."
by joemama4206942069 November 10, 2020
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Cranberry Jerry

One who is seen as having reached the ultimate level of sauce and or displaying signs of undeniable rizz or charisma .
Ya'll gonna have to start calling me Cranberry Jerry at this point
by Woodside Wayne December 1, 2024
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Kentucky Cherry Cranberry

When you dip your cock in period blood and fuck a chicken.
"Did you hear about how the guy we went to college with got arrested?"
"Yea, yet another poor chicken left a victim of the Kentucky Cherry Cranberry."
by NeverAgain0_0 February 7, 2022
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Yanking my cranberries

When grandma reaches for the cranberries but grabs your cock and balls instead
Woah grandma why you yanking my cranberries
by Shalalallala December 1, 2020
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cranberry

The word cranberry refers to a person who has a pencil in his/her hand and feels the need to eat it.

This is often, and almost always results in a satisfied tummy.

The feeling began when a boy named Harry Butts, 4th grader, starring in the famous TV show, The Butts' Show, was writing an essay in his history class, and then suddenly his pencil breaks. He finds that the sound of the breaking of lead makes his stomach hungry. He wasn't hungry, of course, but his stomach has no race-not Italian, Mexican, or Greek-and finally decided that it was time to start a race of it's own. The stomach took over Butts' brain, and began to thrust it down his throat. He managed to fit it down is unrealistically wide throat, and when it reached his belly, the pencil dissolved in the acid of his stomach, and Butts got in trouble for the urgent need. He got an F on his essay, and he went to ISS, OSS, and got a counselor, and in each he ate every pencil in sight. That is how it all began.
"That guy is a REAL cranberry! No wonder why he never has a pencil!"
by Doom_Space December 25, 2017
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Cranberry Technique

adv; to wrap dental floss around the head of a penis very tightly and then induce orgasm. Called the cranberry technique because the head of the penis resembles a cranberry oddly enough.
I tried to cranberry technique my mans last night, only ended up with half a shaft left.
by The octopoos October 1, 2016
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Cranberry

a girl named cranberry is thicccc, fit, pretty, and has an amazing personality. Even though she is beautiful she is very insecure. A girl like her is very competitive, sweet, honest, real, goofy, hilarious, and outgoing. She has gone through some stuff and is very hard on herself but at the end of the day she knows she is loved. She is probably pretty athletic, easygoing, and fun to be around even though she may crack harsh jokes sometimes but all the guys just want to call her theirs.
by Ella Swanson June 6, 2019
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