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Cosmic Dumbass

Someone who is beyond stupid. In a form of ungodly stupidity
You're a Cosmic Dumbass for thinking that was the right thing to do
by Dynamic Retard February 12, 2021
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Cosmic Clench

When you are the last one alive and you clench your cheeks so hard you squish the cosmos
Last night I was in a 1v6 I pulled a cosmic clench
by Luckylotad March 11, 2019
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cosmic cumgasm

A Cosmic Cumgasm is an out-of-this world orgasm that a guy sometimes has.
I did some acid and jacked off, and I had a Cosmic Cumgasm!
by USAF Cadet September 6, 2021
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Cosmic Horn

You will fuck everything that moves.
"She's got the bad sign of cosmic horn, she found out the guy she loved has got a girlfriend. what a dick"
by Lydzieee December 15, 2008
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cosmic kiss

A Euphoric kiss that is out of this world. Erotic. Pleasurable. Ecstasy. Supernatural
When he kissed me it was a complete cosmic kiss.
It was almost as good as a cosmic kiss.
Her touch was like a cosmic kiss.
His lips felt like a cosmic kiss.
by ReddStarr August 27, 2017
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Cosmic Diaper

A humorous activity involving diapers and unwilling participants. Acquire a diaper bulging with poo, preferable one a child has used multiple times before changing. Activate some glow sticks (multicolor if adventurous) and crack them open, dumping their luminous contents into the previously discussed shit sack. Make sure to mix it nicely. Now go to any social event that is poorly lit, (dance club, preschool naptime, religious ceremony, hardcore mosh pit) and fling your lambent, liquid baby poo-filled pouch in a windmill like motion. The resulting spatters take on the appearance of the nighttime cosmos.
Sam: Those guys at the church were such dicks for saying my brother couldn't stay at the lock-in because he's gay.

Jason: Don't worry about them bro. After you left I went back there and unleashed a cosmic diaper all over their LAN party.
by PunkRoctorok October 22, 2011
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Cosmic Cast

The funniest podcast on the internet, run by CosmicDomino, DaAngryDemon, IronyAmi, and SuperGaming Dude
Chad 1: Do you listen to the Cosmic Cast?

Chad 2: Of course!
by EveryonesFave May 24, 2021
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