cosmic boner

(n) A boner that is 3x to 50X the size of the average boner. It's force is so great that it is known to break the sound barrier and destroy solid rock.

"My cosmic boner was so big, my girlfriend exploded and my 8 year old next door neighbor died because he was either A. blasted away from the giz, B. crushed, or C. died from the sight

by Peter S May 19, 2005

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cosmic jelly-bean jizzer

someone that has outer-space jelly-beans, so each time they ejaculate, their semen is a different flavor of jelly-bean.

Sally: why does your jizz taste so yummy?
Bob: i ate some jelly beans from outer-space.
Sally: you're a cosmic jelly-bean jizzer? that explains everything!!!!

by Gentleman thief April 26, 2010

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HOE HOE HOE'S where they at tho. however Owner says I like Owners Boyfriend and want his phat penis all in my face not really anyways cosmic memers is about a discord server that contains mostly nsfw 95% and 5% SFW content used for dank memer yolo swag

"Cosmic Memers is the best server ever in discord"

by Klatik December 7, 2020

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Cosmic Rift

The best game ever, download it at www.cosmicrift.com

Cool Guy: Cosmic rift is better than CS, SC, D2, and WC3
Nerd: DERRR NO ITS NOT IR COOL ROOFLES!!111
Cool Guy: *click *clock *BLAM!!!
Nerd: wtf... you type killed me?

by meh November 10, 2003

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Cosmic Void

This is a state of adolescent existential angst. A feeling of the universe's perverse indifference to the humanity as well lamenting that it can't get better than this. Possibly, this is a chronic state of anyone who majors in the humanities.

If you never leave the cosmic void, it may be time for Prozac.

by Ontologist on Call July 7, 2009

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