corporaterrorists

1. Synonymous with corporate lobbyists.

These are terrorists who work on behalf of the largest, wealthiest transnational corporations to destroy the lives of regular people by holding politicians and governmental entities hostage with threats of bankrolling their opponents with campaign contributions (or worse) if their interests are not served by the political system and those who hold power within it.

2. One who commits an act of corporaterrorism.

The United States Congress could easily pass health care reform that covers everyone and doesn't bankrupt people who have to use the health insurance they have, good insurance like citizens in every other developed country around the world enjoy, if not for the corporaterrorists threatening to spend millions of dollars of their money to run campaign ads against any Senator or Congressman who votes for too much reform.

by eminentcreativity December 16, 2009

The Genda Corporation

One who is the master at the game of monopoly.

Someone who is unbeatable at Monopoly.

Jim bought Park Place and said "The Genda Corporation"

Dennis knew his money was getting low, The Genda Corporation had most of the properties.

by cheeks1128yahoo February 6, 2010

corporate kool aid

the PR and Marketing specifically geared towards imprinting the corporate culture and brand as a positive mindset and way of life, targeted to "inside audiences", a.k.a. the employees, of a corporation, most especialy to new hires to help them assimilate into their new environment". In the most successful cases, this is done in such a way that the individual who has "drunk the corporate kool aid" will, outside of work and uncompensated, be a willing and engaged corporate spokesperson, advocating and promoting the corporation's stated views and agenda as True Believer.

See also Microsift, Target, and Jim Jones.

I am thrilled and lucky to be here! I fully admit, I have drunk the corporate kool aid and now I am one of the best and the brightest, inventing the future! What do you mean my 75 hours of work each week are distroying my marriage and family?!!! This is IMPORTANT WORK!!

by Cinnamon67 June 30, 2010

corpocracy

While by law the U.S. is a republic, the government is actually a Corpocracy - democracy by the corporations. Corporations vote by paying politicians and political parties to put forward their agenda. The term is also endearing because of the similarity to the word "Hipocrisy".

Joe: I'm happy we live in a democracy.

Ed: Actually, the U.S. is a republic, do your homework.

DeShaun: Well, by law the U.S. is supposed to be a republic, but in actuality it is a Corpocracy - democracy by corporations.

All: Tru Dat

by tinky2jed March 14, 2010

corporate fluff

Sentences (especially long ones) that add no real information, but are used to make things look "professional."

Company mission statements are full of corporate fluff;

We are committed to providing outstanding products at competitive prices. Our excellence in developing innovative solutions shall meet the evergrowing needs of today's modern consumer. Our high standards and integrity shall set the standard for this industry.

by _entivore_ September 11, 2006

Corporate Douchebag Speak

The typical jargon used by corporate executives completely out of touch with the peons actually doing the work. Will refer to six sigma, core values, team effort, denominators, profit sharing etc. Meanwhile they are clueless as to how real world operations occur.

Mark the new CEO came in and gave the all-hands meeting a company overview. Unfortunately it was just a bunch of Corporate Douchebag Speak. He's off to Hawaii while I'm pulling OT.

by GodzilllavsMothra February 22, 2014

corporruption

The purchase and perversion of democracy by big business.

With the appointments of Roberts and Alito the corporruption of all three branches of government was complete.

by steve marvin November 5, 2006