Internet hotness conversion factor

The process of using incorrect but more attractive stats on a dating profile in order to get more hits. This phrase was used by Lester on NBC's TV series, Chuck (Episode 214, "Chuck Versus the Suburbs"). The concept can also be seen in Brad Paisley's hit song "Online".

I'm 5'4" and weigh 425 pounds... but you should see the hits I get on eHarmony. With the internet hotness conversion factor, I'm now 6'5" and I have abs of steel.

by JessLewis March 17, 2009

converse

A type of shoe. They were back around the 1950's. They were the first basketball shoe made. Now they are mostly worn by "rock" figures or others similar to them.

Yesterday, I bought a pair of black converse!

by Lizzy xD August 26, 2005

Converse

Popular shoes that were made mainly for basketball your dad probably owned some. Now in the 2000s “different” people wear them emos, rebels, rockers, drug addicts. People mostly buy them because they want to fit in…truth is ANYONE CAN WEAR THEM! Preps, jocks, emos, rebles, rockers, drug addicts, nerds, geeks, skaters, even...gangsters.

Person 1: Look I got new converse! Now I can be emo!
Person 2: Idiot, anyone can wear them. Get a life if you wear them just to fit in!

by Blake Doe May 11, 2006

Conversational Life Support

When only one person is attempting to keep a conversation alive. Almost the equivalent of a having a conversation with yourself.

A one-sided conversation.

Typically occurs online.

Jake messages girl on myspace/facebook/random dating website:

Jake: Hi, what's your name?
Girl: Jamie
Jake: So where do you work?
Girl: McDonald's
Jake: What do you plan to be when you grow up?
Girl: Dancer
Jake: What kind of dancer?
Girl: Ballet, i g2g

** Note that the girl only gives one word responses and offers no questions in return. This is a perfect example of Conversational Life Support. Of course, in the end the conversation died rather abruptly, despite Jake's attempts to keep it alive.

by Bart Pimpson June 29, 2009

White Converse

Code word for basic bitch

Look at her insta, she is such a white converse!

by Whodafuckisu January 30, 2016

Dodge Ram Conversion Van

A versatile vehicle that can easily be A: converted into a "love lounge" or B: converted into a kidnap-mobile........either way, it's a good idea to stay away from them at night.

My friend John got carjacked a few months ago, so he went out and bought a used Dodge Ram Conversion Van. Now those suspicious pedestrians avoid him like the plague.

by DefinitionByIllustration April 1, 2009

default conversation

A topic a person talks about when she/he can't think of anything else to talk about.

She was pretty attractive, but her default conversation was tropical fish. That sucked.

by J. Fistere August 29, 2008