by Eupherism September 25, 2010
Get the mexican air-conditioner mug.An office/cubicle farm/building where white-collar corporate drones while away their lives.
Air-conditioned Hell is also any corporate job that one finds demeaning, boring, repetitive, or unsatisfying.
While not hard work in the sense of manual labor or any physically demanding job, putting in 40 hours a week in air-conditioned Hell can take its toll on a person, often resulting in one or more of the following: fatigue, irritability, contempt, rage, and excessive attendance of happy hours.
Air-conditioned Hell is also any corporate job that one finds demeaning, boring, repetitive, or unsatisfying.
While not hard work in the sense of manual labor or any physically demanding job, putting in 40 hours a week in air-conditioned Hell can take its toll on a person, often resulting in one or more of the following: fatigue, irritability, contempt, rage, and excessive attendance of happy hours.
I have to drive for an hour in traffic each morning so that I can take my seat in air-conditioned Hell.
I hate going to bed on Sunday night, because I know that when I wake up in the morning, I'll have another week of air-conditioned Hell to endure.
I hate going to bed on Sunday night, because I know that when I wake up in the morning, I'll have another week of air-conditioned Hell to endure.
by Poor Woobie March 10, 2008
Get the air-conditioned Hell mug.You're having an all night party. Someone falls asleep. You put some real cummy looking hair conditioner on them to simulate the appearance of someone having ejaculated on them while they were asleep.
PETER: Hey, Bobby, Greg's asleep. Let's "condition" him!
BOBBY: Cool! Perfect, I don't think he's ever heard of that, so it will really get him!
......THREE HOURS LATER......
GREG: (Yawn......wipes face......opens eyes......) What the fuck! What happened to me......GROSS! God damn it! Where are those fucking faggots!
BOBBY: Cool! Perfect, I don't think he's ever heard of that, so it will really get him!
......THREE HOURS LATER......
GREG: (Yawn......wipes face......opens eyes......) What the fuck! What happened to me......GROSS! God damn it! Where are those fucking faggots!
by Bar Bare-All Eden June 12, 2006
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Get the Mint Condition mug.The act of making love to a woman (normally your partner or wife) whereby you play the role of a "Considerate Lover"
In this role the man does everything he can to replicate great romantic scenes from history such as "the rug scene" from The Notebook.
During foreplay and intercourse you are likely to hear the male say "Is that OK for you?" , "Do you want me to slow down?" and "I just want to make you happy"
Female phrases are likely to be "Is it in yet?", "Faster / Harder" and "Just F*ck me"
After intercourse it is a token gesture for the male to run his hands through the ladies hair accompanied by a slow kiss on the forehead.
In this role the man does everything he can to replicate great romantic scenes from history such as "the rug scene" from The Notebook.
During foreplay and intercourse you are likely to hear the male say "Is that OK for you?" , "Do you want me to slow down?" and "I just want to make you happy"
Female phrases are likely to be "Is it in yet?", "Faster / Harder" and "Just F*ck me"
After intercourse it is a token gesture for the male to run his hands through the ladies hair accompanied by a slow kiss on the forehead.
Jon: I came in last night and passed Andrew's room, all I could hear was "Is that OK for you?" followed by lots of slow kissing.
Phil: He's a textbook Considerate Lover, He wishes he was Jack from Titantic. Bet he was undertaking some serious bean flicking! Boo Ya!
Jon: I consider him to be a fag.
Phil: He's a textbook Considerate Lover, He wishes he was Jack from Titantic. Bet he was undertaking some serious bean flicking! Boo Ya!
Jon: I consider him to be a fag.
by ManChildLF August 3, 2010
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Get the consider me dead mug.A bullshit, pointless unit that you cover in geometry class that has nothing to do with math whatsoever. Created just to take up space within the school curriculum. There's also a converse, inverse, and contrapositive to a conditional, which just make it sound more and more stupider than it already is.
Conditional: f you are a musician, then you are a pianist.
CONVERSE: If you are a pianist, then you are a musician.
INVERSE: If you are not a musician, then you are not a pianist
CONTRAPOSITIVE: If you are not a pianist, then you are not a musician.
CONVERSE: If you are a pianist, then you are a musician.
INVERSE: If you are not a musician, then you are not a pianist
CONTRAPOSITIVE: If you are not a pianist, then you are not a musician.
by NicolasC1223 April 13, 2013
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