Based on the story of Richard Crafts, who knocked his wife out with a flashlight, stabbed her to death, stuffed her body in a freezer, cut her frozen body into chunks with a chainsaw, then fed the chunks into a wood chipper on a bridge in the middle of the night in a snowstorm, aiming the output from the chipper into a lake. He was eventually caught and will never be out of prison.
by Bob Jamomony April 1, 2008
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by gabthebomb October 12, 2010
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You know you are from CT if:
-You can't buy beer after 8 p.m. or sundays
-There is a farm within five miles of your house.
-You have known at least two preppy rich kids from Fairfield who listen to Phish.
-You have deer in your backyard.
-You have been drunk at the Meadows and don't remember the concert.
-You've partied at bonfires.
-You've never looked at a public bus schedule and would certainly never ride it
-You have both girlfriends and guy friends with the same name as you
-You think New Haven is the worst ghetto you've ever seen.
-You get mad at anyone who doesn't know how to drive in the snow.
-You think New Jersey is a toxic waste dump.
-Your family owns more than one house.
-Your high school has won the State Championship in soccer and/or lacrosse several years in a row.
-You have taken riding lessons at the towns Riding Club.
-You spend the summer on Cape Cod, in Nantucket or Marthas Vineyard.
-The cars in your high school's parking lot were worth more than your high school.
-You were pissed that your sixteenth birthday car was a new sedan instead of an SUV.
-You have more than one country club in your town.
-UConn basketball rules and no one can tell you different
-You hang out at Denny's
-You weekend either on the Cape or Rhode Island at a summer home
-You wear flip flops in the winter
-You wear Hollister and know how to surf even though you live in New England
-You own at least 5 designer handbags and go shopping in NYC every weekend
-You can't buy beer after 8 p.m. or sundays
-There is a farm within five miles of your house.
-You have known at least two preppy rich kids from Fairfield who listen to Phish.
-You have deer in your backyard.
-You have been drunk at the Meadows and don't remember the concert.
-You've partied at bonfires.
-You've never looked at a public bus schedule and would certainly never ride it
-You have both girlfriends and guy friends with the same name as you
-You think New Haven is the worst ghetto you've ever seen.
-You get mad at anyone who doesn't know how to drive in the snow.
-You think New Jersey is a toxic waste dump.
-Your family owns more than one house.
-Your high school has won the State Championship in soccer and/or lacrosse several years in a row.
-You have taken riding lessons at the towns Riding Club.
-You spend the summer on Cape Cod, in Nantucket or Marthas Vineyard.
-The cars in your high school's parking lot were worth more than your high school.
-You were pissed that your sixteenth birthday car was a new sedan instead of an SUV.
-You have more than one country club in your town.
-UConn basketball rules and no one can tell you different
-You hang out at Denny's
-You weekend either on the Cape or Rhode Island at a summer home
-You wear flip flops in the winter
-You wear Hollister and know how to surf even though you live in New England
-You own at least 5 designer handbags and go shopping in NYC every weekend
by blonde89 January 26, 2005
Get the connecticut mug.1) When you try to connect with someone, but you mess it up
2) Pooping butt to butt so your poops connect
2) Pooping butt to butt so your poops connect
1) How was your date last night?
It started off great but we miscommunicated and ended up connocting poopie
2) We took our relationship to the next level last night by connocting poopie. We broke the toilet, though.
It started off great but we miscommunicated and ended up connocting poopie
2) We took our relationship to the next level last night by connocting poopie. We broke the toilet, though.
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I swear to God, If I see one more Christmas sweater I' m going to go Connecticut Chimp on the whole damn office.
by clydemonet February 1, 2010
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Connectisnobs Connecticut snobs rich people
by not snobby October 29, 2011
Get the Connectisnobs mug.Robin: How will sounding like an idiot get me hired anywhere?
Barney: Okay, fine. Don't do it. Anyway, there are plenty of exciting stories to cover back in Canada. I just read that the mayor of Winnipeg's nephew went ice fishing and caught himself a 16-pound walleye. Reporting live from the worst place in the world, I'm Robin Scherbatsky.
Robin: Fine. Roll camera. Connectitude.
Barney: Love it.
Barney: Okay, fine. Don't do it. Anyway, there are plenty of exciting stories to cover back in Canada. I just read that the mayor of Winnipeg's nephew went ice fishing and caught himself a 16-pound walleye. Reporting live from the worst place in the world, I'm Robin Scherbatsky.
Robin: Fine. Roll camera. Connectitude.
Barney: Love it.
by thepatronus July 27, 2014
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