compy

Affectionate term for computer, used when someone is attempting to sound gay.

Luc: "Kyle come fix my compy!"

Kyle: "I don't think you could sound any gayer."

by kyleisawesome December 9, 2008

Comfy Thursday

When you dress as comfy as possible on a thursday. This is done to get you through the week and to that oh so wanted FRIDAY!

Dude its going to be a Comfy Thursday!!!

by Granola Jesus February 22, 2011

Comcast Upgrade

A downgrade that is called an “upgrade” to create excitement, however it usually leads to disappointment.

I went to upgrade my phone but got a comcast upgrade instead, it is older than my old one and does nothing!

by insne4u March 11, 2011

comcasm

An intense orgasm caused by the removal of Comcast service and going with another company that doesn't suck ass.

Dude, when I returned my Comcast cable box today I totally had a comcasm.

by jrholmes October 14, 2011

comfy testers

When somebody sits on something or lays on something they would be testing the comfort, so comfy testers are people who go round trying to find what is comfiest.

They would compare answers with one another to hear each others opinions on the level of comfyness.
Things that aren't comfy such as a thorn bush would get about a 1 out of 10 but things such as memory foam mattress would get roughly a 9, 10 if extreme comfort is found.

wow this bench sure is a 7 out of 10 we are good comfy testers

by Tea Neil January 26, 2013

comfy face

A state of comfort whilst cuddling.

Guy: Baby are you comfy face?
Girl: Yes baby are you comfy face?
Guy: Yes baby.

by loverboy818 November 29, 2014

Comcastism

1. The belief that shitty service and poor customer support will somehow make your business or yourself likes by everyone.

2. Believing that being a cunt shitting cock sucking doosh fuck will make people like you more.

Comcastism- being an asshole, shit fag, or vaginal cactus

by Clutch crayons July 2, 2015