Skip to main content

Colon-octopi

When someone fists an ass and opens their hand while inside their partner. To complete the move you must wiggle your fingers around like an octopus, preferably while yelling "let me slide on in there". If desired, the line can be whispered softy instead.
"I gave her a colon-octopi last night and I guess you can say I really slide on in there"
by G.T. Cannington May 31, 2018
mugGet the Colon-octopi mug.

Colon Serpent

The act of anal sex by a rather large penis.
Shiley found Vannie's colon serpent to both feel good and hurt at the same time.
by Gusty_Aeroplane August 25, 2019
mugGet the Colon Serpent mug.

colon colon

Possibly the worst Spanish teacher ever, a period with colon colon comprises of: watchign her butt waddle, every once in a while screaming "guys!", handing out twenty different packets and calling it teaching, and teaching Spanish I to a Spanish II class
Hey colon colon, if you ever read this feel free to go to hell
by me jamo November 15, 2004
mugGet the colon colon mug.

Colon Protine Shake

When five or more guys cum into a mans ass and then he farts the cum into a glass and drinks it like a protine shake.
Joe must have been hungry after letting eight guys dump cum in his ass, because he farted all of that cum into a glass and drank it like a colon protine shake.
by lifechildbitch December 6, 2010
mugGet the Colon Protine Shake mug.

colon candy

the incredible fecal-filth that is ejected from the anus of a puerto rican love-goddess.
"god,i love to eat the colon candy from jennifer lopez' magnificent ass!"
by john March 16, 2003
mugGet the colon candy mug.

colon mark

the sign (:) used to mark a major division in a sentence, to indicate that what follows is an elaboration, summation, implication, etc., of what precedes; or to separate groups of numbers referring to different things, as hours from minutes in 5:30; or the members of a ratio or proportion, as in 1 : 2 = 3 : 6. (From Dictionary.Com)

You might think of a colon mark as saying "Watch what's next" or "Read on for more information."
Here is a fact about the colon mark: A colon is different from the semicolon.

or

The following colors are available:

- Red
- Blue
- Green
by MadamDeb November 18, 2010
mugGet the colon mark mug.

colon crusador

a man with a habit of sticking objects in another man's ass
your typical colon crusador will use fingers, hoses, and other large objects to check the colon
by Fuzzy Sells April 28, 2006
mugGet the colon crusador mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email