Colombian Crack Line 

You cum in a girls mouth and she spits it back out on your dick in a straight line and then snorts it like a crack line.

Dude my girl just did a huge colombian crack line

Colombian Crack Line by captain tiddleywinker October 21, 2010

Colombian Trash Bag 

The sexual act were a male ejaculates on to his testicals. Then, the male jams his testicals into another's mouth.

"Susan finally got quiet after I gave her a Colombian Trash Bag!"

Colombian Trash Bag by halla3 September 13, 2011

Colombian Cumshot 

Where a shot glass of vodka or preferably tequila is held vertically in between a womans or mans' teeth and a Hispanic/Latino (for best effect should be a real Colombian) fornicates with the glass allowing ejaculation to force the glass down the throat of the person receiving and into the stomach where either real pleasure or pain takes place.

Hazard: May choke on shot glass filled with semen. Not recommended on family members.

Petchi: Hey Dude i just totally Colombian Cumshot your mom last night!
Julie: Your a fucking tool.

Colombian Cumshot by James Stinkwell May 13, 2008

Colombian coffee 

cocaine first thing in the morning.

"Man i'm really dragging ass this morning.I better make that coffee, Colombian coffee."

Colombian coffee by drugs.It's what's for dinner November 28, 2013

colombian alarm clock 

When someone wakes you up by putting cocaine up your nose

"We woke her up with a "colombian alarm clock" now she's ready to party"

colombian alarm clock by Brittany bitch October 21, 2013

colombian bam bam 

A slang derogatory term used for crack cocaine, popularized by the film Talladega Nights. It is often snorted, or in Miley Cyrus's case, it is snorted off of a strippers bootay.

"NO, O'Bannion, you don't undersand, this isn't colombian bam bam on my nose, i was simply making your gay partner a cake."

colombian bam bam by Grayson O'Bannon. December 25, 2008

colombian fire truck 

A sexual act occuring while the female is menstrating. During anal sex, the male removes his penis from the anus and inserts it into the bloody vagina. He then pulls out his red penis and sprays all over the female.

"Hey did you hear what Steve did to Allison last weekend?" "No what?" "He gave her the ol Colombian Fire Truck! She is fat!

colombian fire truck by dddoooorrrr December 2, 2010