Another word for "beaver dam";
Interfering with a girl who's trying to get laid, or preventing her from gettin' the hookup.
Interfering with a girl who's trying to get laid, or preventing her from gettin' the hookup.
You're my bff and I love you but you're the shittiest wingwoman on the planet! All I've gotten all night is your cliterference.
by ka-chan April 21, 2015
Get the Cliterference mug.A SFW headspace where people pretend to be a domestic pet for a short period of time, they often cosplay the animal by putting on ears, a collar and playing the role of the animal by barking, meowing or even mooing and eating the foods the animal would. This is similar to kinning the animal.
by Mariibeary May 14, 2021
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by osn4p August 8, 2009
Get the strategic clutter mug.a step above white trash
"I don't want people to think I'm white trash because I'm like a step above that.... I'm like white clutter."
- Justin McKinney, comedian
- Justin McKinney, comedian
by z-dot July 19, 2011
Get the white clutter mug.The act of sodomizing another followed by slapping one's feces-covered member against his/her butt cheeks.
by BrownCritters4Life February 16, 2013
Get the Brown Critter mug.When a room in one's living quarters is full of random clutter, causing one to stumble through or walk around things in the room. The clutter can be consisted of furniture, boxes, or anything in excess.
Alternative Use: Clutter-fuck is also a type of prank that can be used against anyone who annoys you. In order to clutter-fuck someone, you must first wait until they are either asleep or away from home. Then break into their house and fill a pre-determined room full of random clutter, or anything in excess. The person or persons performing these strategic activities are seen as clutter-fucking someone, and, well, the person or persons on the receiving end are being clutter-fucked.
Alternative Use: Clutter-fuck is also a type of prank that can be used against anyone who annoys you. In order to clutter-fuck someone, you must first wait until they are either asleep or away from home. Then break into their house and fill a pre-determined room full of random clutter, or anything in excess. The person or persons performing these strategic activities are seen as clutter-fucking someone, and, well, the person or persons on the receiving end are being clutter-fucked.
'My mother is one of those freaky old ladies who hoards ceramic roosters, when you walk through the front door all you see is one big clutter-fuck of a ceramic chicken coop. Disturbing, I know.'
'Those pesky neighborhood kids clutter-fucked me yet again, I woke up this morning to a room full of balloon's made out of condoms and those colorful noodles you swim with. What will I do with these noodles, Oh, if it was only summer.'
'Those pesky neighborhood kids clutter-fucked me yet again, I woke up this morning to a room full of balloon's made out of condoms and those colorful noodles you swim with. What will I do with these noodles, Oh, if it was only summer.'
by Holla!Holla!Holla! May 10, 2011
Get the clutter-fuck mug.A professional lurker with a higher purpose... often with strange hobbies or appearance that are laughed at scoffed at by most. A strange or weird person, often seen by mainstream citizens as deranged, a loser, or possibly off. Usually lives in a van, 1960s era RV, or other unique van life style home with many personal touches. Instead of “keep Tahoe blue” stickers a critter is more likely to have a spray painted pack of wolves howling at ufos painted on the side of their vehicle. Critters have a higher purpose to which only they know and most can not comprehend.
I surfed at Ocean Beach this weekend. The only people in the parking lot was a young family and this old critter cooking his dinner in a firepit he made out of old car parts.
by Rtizzlefizzle June 16, 2019
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