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Dinosaur Chicken Nugget

One of the rarest and most succulent delicacies of one's childhood. They are, in fact, dinosaur shaped golden soft delicious chicken nuggets. If one says theyve never had one they are probably lying. If not, promptly shove one into the hole from which they uttered those terrible words.
Eat a damned dinosaur chicken nugget. Go to Wal-Mart and buy a huge bag. Cook them around midnight, most preferably with smiley fries.
by girliescreamingtempertantrum November 26, 2016
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High Stepp'in Chicken Walk

The "High Stepp'in Chicken Walk" is almost always a reaction to someone ingesting too much methamphetamines and can cause a variety of systems that may be considered inappropriate.... Such as; when walking the knees will come up as high as the chest, the arms will flap like chicken wings and in some severe cases the head can bob forwards and backwards while screaming bock bock bock.
Look at that meth head doing the High Stepp'in Chicken Walk in front of all those people... Can they not control themselves. . ??
by tex WHITE September 10, 2016
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Almond Chicken

Noun: girl that tans so much that she looks like an almond, or just a girl that looks like a slut.
Kaz, "Oh man, she is an almond chicken! Thank you very much!"
Sam, "You're right Kaz, she tans too much!"
Kaz, "Not only that, she looks like a slut"
Mark, "I like her!"
by sammykaz April 1, 2009
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top chicken

"Chickens will peck peck peck until they've worked out who's top chicken, but do you know who's really top chicken? We're top chicken."
by Quicksand2202 December 31, 2016
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go... fetch a chicken

An expression taken from Angelica Houston in Ever After. Used when there is nothing else to be said or done.
Peter: Hm... so what else should I do?
David: Go... fetch a chicken.
by isignedthewrongname July 19, 2010
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chicken slacks

A misheard lyric in the Sam Cooke song Twisting The Night Away.
"He's dancin' with the chicken slacks"

the actual lyric is:

"He's dancin' with the chick in slacks"

Back in the early 60s it was unusual to find a woman wearing pants at a social event - usually women wore skirts or dresses.
by Pops22 May 30, 2008
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chicken selects

McDonald's chicken strips that are featured in a series of new ghetto commercials in order to appeal to the "fried chicken-eating" crowd.
(typical McDonald's commercial)
Jameel: "What up nigga, you cap any dem bloods today?"
Tyrone: "Fo' shizzle, I done popped a few. What you stuffin' yo' fat black face with?"
Jameel: "Dogg I got deez BANGIN' McNuggets. They da sheeeeeeit, yaknowwhatimsayin?"
Tyrone: "Word on da street. Ayyo check out deez chicken selects...straight up gangsta."
Jameel: "Word to yo' mama. You want a McNugget?"
Tyrone: "Heeeeeellll yeah, hook a nigga up wit dat chronic!"
Jameel: "Now let me get a chicken select."
Tyrone: "Fool you trippin."
Jameel: "Maybe yo' bitch ass didn't hear me the first time. Gimme one of dem chicken selects before we get into some gangsta shit and I waste yo' punk ass with this GAT!"
Tyrone: "You know the name of the game fool...go get yo' own!"
Jameel: "Fuck you nigga!!!" *BANG BANG* "Now yo' mama gonna have to pour out a perfectly good 40 for yo' trick ass. HAHA I got dem chicken selects now BITCH!"
White Middle-Aged Announcer: "Chicken Selects, new at McDonalds. Get your own box...or just whip out yo' nine, bust a cap in some punk-ass nigga, and steal his."
by Nick D December 7, 2004
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