Something you pay $50 to get 60 extra channels you don't get. You might watch only 2-3 of the extra channels. So you basicly pay $25-$17 a month for the channels you are watching. Also used to get internet. Little kids, ussualy thow fits if they don't have it. You're better off without it.
1. I get 90 channels on my T.V!
2. I only watch ESPN
3. I have cable internet it's so fast!
4. Little kid: Boo Hoo :bawls: I :gulp: don't get :cries: cable :bawls:
2. I only watch ESPN
3. I have cable internet it's so fast!
4. Little kid: Boo Hoo :bawls: I :gulp: don't get :cries: cable :bawls:
by tviswasteful May 21, 2005
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by Chris Meme November 16, 2007
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by BananaMonkey123 February 22, 2008
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2. A tongue-in–cheek job title born of a combination of two other slang words: “Cable” (An extended (erect) male sex organ) and “Normalization” (The act of returning something to its normal state, in this case, through copulative release).
3. A foreign intelligence operative.
2. A tongue-in–cheek job title born of a combination of two other slang words: “Cable” (An extended (erect) male sex organ) and “Normalization” (The act of returning something to its normal state, in this case, through copulative release).
3. A foreign intelligence operative.
The "Cable Normalization Specialist" decided that rules were over-rated and he could have his six-year-old design the system while he had a beer.
by jmengle March 28, 2016
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