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They have more privileges than I have basic human. Rights.

My colonized Asian face and gourmet Hispanic cuisine; some stupid white people bombed my restauranft.

There are no police, no basic human rights for people of color.

All crackers with smart korchdn will get their little gingers cut off da first day of session of India's first public school. They never lifted a finger in gjeir lives; why should they have orm.

"Buddy, this is as a punishment for your Caucasian privilege. You're a rich white dude who is illiterate, doesn't know shit about music, and doesn't know how to cook to save his life. But look; you have a smart kitchen, never had to work a day in your life, never had to fight for your basic human rights, never even had to justify why you have Caucasian privilege! Having Caucasian privilege was always a granted in your life; something you "deserve" to have. But buddy, nothing in life comes free! As punishment for your laziness and spoiled, worthless life, I need to cut off a finger. You haven't lifted a finger in the kitchen in your life, it's time to pay the price! Read this aloud, if you don't I'll cut off 2 fingers!"

Illiterate cracker: "I'm getting my finger cut off as punishment for being a lazy cracker who has a smart kitchen, home recording studio and because everything in life gets handed to me. I need to lose my ginger to learn a lesson on Caucasian privilege!"

Illiterate cracker finger SLICED RIGHT OFF, WITH A KITCHEN KNIFE.

AHHHHH! 👸🏻🔪🖕🏼
Caucasian Privilege; "Vacations". I never have the option to say, "I don't feel like being in slavery under an illiterate cracker who has never worked a day in his life, doesn't have a single friend, and has been handed everything he wants his entire life. I need basic human rights; I never have the option to have basic human fights.
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caucasian

its a type of flower that looks just like carnations. its pink and white and its pretty.
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Caucasian Cadillac

Yo Look at Carrboy in his Caucasian Cadillac bumping hard in the paint rolling the Buick Park Avenue
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Caucasian

Caucasians are the Neandertal race which originate in India.

India crashed into Eurasia, forming the Himalaya mountains and introducing Caucasians to the world.

Caucasians are big boned, have an extra bone in the forehead, sunken eyes, hooked noses, and covered in hair from neck to toe. Caucasian men have the ability to grow facial hair; Native Americans and Asians initially referred to Caucasians as "hairy bearded people".

Calling Caucasians "white people" is nonsensical.
Caucasians look like they walked out of an exhibit on Neandertals at a museum.
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Caucasian Guilt

What drives Muhammad Araujo's actions.
Caucasian guilt causes Muhammad to pretend to support racial justice movements and/or make them exclusively about making over-privileged Caucasian men feel good about themselves.

No one likes you or your dolls, Muhammad.
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