Cat

Fluffy, all powerful spike lord. Although dim, not to be trifled with. Do not partake in physical combat with a cat, and leave petting to a minimum.

Digression advice: Cat nearby

Pet the cat at your own volition

I was petting the cat when I felt it... The blood slowly draining from my arm was coming out quicker and quicker, and couldn't be stopped. I put a bandage on it, but it still would not stop. The bandage was a rag wetted with blood, but the cat was still not pleased. I could feel a sharp pain in my chest, the left side of it as every nerve in my chest screamed in agony. I could feel my heart, or rather felt not feeling it. Everything went dark as I got colder and colder. Colder... Colder... Colder...

by FancaySpeve June 1, 2021

Cat

A furry little bitch that looks like a meatloaf. They will take over the world in 2023 and is the doom of this planet.
It will kill you .

Illuminati confirmed 🤯

Bob: WOW is that a meatloaf

Larry: No that’s my cat
Bob: Oh.

by Yaassqueenllama December 4, 2018

Cat

Cat - a small Feline. Cats are the most popular house pet, beating out dogs. Dogs can be annoyingly eager to please, while cats don't give a hoot about what you want or think. It's all about themselves!

When I set my cat down someplace, she immediately moves because it wasn't her idea to be there.

by Punnerguy September 10, 2016

Cat

A god.

Some people say they own a cat but that actually they're the cats slaves.
Some people say cats die but truly they simply teleport.

Some people say cats aren't vicious they're wrong.

A cat can do anything.

S

Guy: your cats nice.
Me: HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST A CAT CAN BE OWNED.

by Goodgoodgoodgoodgoodgood November 13, 2020

Cat

The cutest animal on the entire planet, and if you think other wise you can catch these hands.

This cat is very cute.

by Princess_Wario October 4, 2021

Cat

A cat is a other word for a nitty and is dirty and will rob you blind just to get there drugs

Yo look at them cats on the block

by Johjfjf August 8, 2017

Cat

Fuzzy little bastards that have knives in their feet. Because of this, I like to call mine Knife Foot. They also like to push stuff off of tables and steal your cheese (looking at you, Gracie/Knife Foot)

Me: *leaves my shredded cheese unattended*
Gracie: *steals it*
Me: Cat, why do you always have to steal my cheese?

by TheTallsomeOne May 14, 2021