Canada's History 

A sex act in which a woman has sex with an entire hockey team, blows a moose, and washes it down with maple syrup. It was originally coined in the early years of Canadian hockey where it was the prize for the Canadian National hockey championship. Once people began playing for the Stanley Cup they abandoned this to a national past time and gave its current name.

Martha is so sleazy. I hear she gave Canada's History to the entire Oilers.

Canada's History by D=Train February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

This is an horribly grotesque sexual act involving moose antlers, maple syrup and the Stanley Cup. In this act a man first shoves the antlers up his partners anus. Then he pours maple syrup all over his penis and begins to ass fuck his partner. He keeps going until the blood, fecal matter, syrup and seamen leak out the anus into the Stanley Cup. The filled Stanley cup then is poured on to baby seals, in result killing them. the partner then share the dead baby seal covered with gross liquid in a kinky three some to finish to climax.

Wow, i preformed Canada's History on my girlfriend last night. She is dead now!

Canada's History by norseman99 February 4, 2010

Canada's history 

A sexual act involving inserting elk antlers and any item resembling the Stanley into a woman with the use of maple syrup as a lubricant. Normally performed by a lumber jack on a bear skin rug.

The bearded lumber jack ruined my bear skin rug when he gave her Canada's History.

Canada's history by displayname February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

The most depraved sex act imaginable. It involves moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup and the Stanley Cup.

My girlfriend and I totally did Canada's History last night. She's still pulling bits of moose antler out of her vagina and my farts still smell mapley.

Canada's History by Sanelunatic February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

Noun: An extremely complex and debasing sexual act involving a set of moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup (not Mrs Buttersworth), and the Stanley Cup. The hardest part is getting it all in there.

Verb: The performance of the above act, preferably while wearing snow shoes and with Canada's national anthem, Celine Dion's "My Heart Will Go On," playing at top volume.

He Canada's History-ed her all the way back to the days of John Cabot!

Canada's History by Kowalabee February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

A repetitive addition the the Urban dictionary by UDL's

Often the definitions can be quite freighteningly sick and sometimes the biting sarcasm is quite amusing.

Most versions of this strange sex act include; moose antlers, the stanly cup, maple syrup, hocky sticks, faeces and sperm. However some of the more amusing definitions involved a hedgehog and various other items.

Canada's history is also a reason for editor suicide. The constant flow of these enterys which must be read through can mentally scar the editors.

However the amusing ones are just about keeping them alive.

It seems to be an in joke by the kind of people who spend their times writing horror porn or a sarcastic base for the more synical poster.

Mod 1: The flow of Canada's History seems to be slowing :)
Mod 2: Yeh!

Mod 1: Oh wait heres another *sigh*
Mod 2: Whats this one?
Mod 1: Oh Thats horrible AHHH MENTAL SCARING AND CANADA!!!

Mod 2: Haha its one of the bad ones hey.
Mod 2:........ Mod 1????..... Mod 1???...

Mod 1: Goodbye cruel perverted world!

Mod 2:.....SHIT somone call 999!!!

Canada's History by Anna's February 9, 2010

Canada's History 

As defined by Stephen Colbert of the Colbert Report, Canada's History is the name of one of the most depraving sexual acts known to mankind. It requires moose antlers, maple syrup, and a Stanley Cup.

"Me and Kelly had sex last night"
"Did you do her doggy style, or what?"
"Canada's History"
"Ah sick, dude!"

Canada's History by Stephen Colberts Martyr February 5, 2010