by Inuckchuck February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A depraved sexual act that is rarely talked about involving moose antlers, a bottle of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. May or may not involve a beaver.
by Bobsdog February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. by colb14445412 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. The term "Canada's history" generally refers to beaver fur trade. The Canadian beaver was highly sought after due to its thick and robust qualities due to the abrupt 40 degree temperature drop upon crossing the American-Canadian border. The fur was often turned into carpets and rugs in the royal houses during the 17th and 18th centuries.
Rosalie: I love my Canadian history, eh!
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Destiny: eeeeeeewwwwwwww shave that shit!!!!!!! canada's history is siiiiiiiick
by the metric system is gay February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A time when a once bold northern nation helped black Americans escape persecution during the Civil War. Thought to have sparked the legend of Aunt Jemima's arrival on The Underground Syrupstream.
by Jimmy Kicks February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. An unusual sex act involving the penetration of the vagina or anus with a set of moose antlers covered in maple syrup. The excess syrup and bodily fluids are then caught in the Stanley Cup and recycled.
by someguy1234 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. a) A reverse Halifax Fudge Burger, except, after insertion, you pull out, and turn it into a Sloppy Dog Sled, then you grab an entire bottle of maple syrup, and squirt both the syrup and your semen into her hair.
b)The history of the large country tot he North of the United States.
b)The history of the large country tot he North of the United States.
by Dirty Mounty February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug.