cushion your brain

1. What a helmet is for.

2. A quasi-marijuana saying which is code for "Kush in your brain", or smoking the reefer. Used in situations where you can't openly proclaim your love for god's plant, so you simply say cushion your brain!

1. Dude1: Aw man, i nailed my head on my car door!
Dude2: Damn dude, sounds like you should've cushioned your brain.

2. Dude 1: Hey man last night was fuckin' crazy!
Dude 2: Yeah dude you had a shitload of Cushion your brain!

by Kush-in your BRAIN! June 25, 2009

dick cushion

A person or object that you place on top of the male extremity.

My ex-girlfriend was nothing but a dick cushion.

by Ray D December 28, 2006

busted whoopie cushion

a queef as a result of ass in the air doggy style sex

A few minutes after I busted on her ass, I heard the infamous busted whoopie cushion to let me know she fell asleep.

by poopdick55 December 09, 2010

Brown whoopee cushion

When you Beat your balls so relentlessly and mercilessly till you crap yourself

Hey mat yesterday I gave myself a Brown whoopee cushion, I was cleaning shit up for hours.

by Strikegold August 24, 2021

Colombian Whoopee Cushion

Blowing cocaine out of one’s anus through farting in a Lebron James fashion.

I was about to stick it in Stacey’s ass, but little did I know she had a Colombian Whoopee Cushion waiting for me.

by The2InchPunisher March 22, 2018

Homemade whoopie cushion

Blow into ones pussy and push on stomach to queef.

I made my girl a homemade whoopie cushion

by IMAaceU888 April 24, 2021

new cushion effect

When you buy new cushions but fail to realize it doesn’t matter what the cushions look like and sometimes regretting getting rid of the old cushions.

Man the new cushion effect is really getting to him

by Definitely not Webster September 21, 2023